A Message to Two Women I Saw at the Zoo

Mark Hettenbach
Mark Hettenbach

I love her bits, she needs her own show too, or does she do stand up?

Il y a 11 jours
pedro correa
pedro correa

Jesus never said anything against gay people. Those who claimed he did are using His holy name to advance their own prejudice. I really have to strugle at this point to say this but, may the Lord have mercy on their souls.

Il y a 14 jours
Jason Flay
Jason Flay

This show has THE best writers!

Il y a 22 jours
Sean Williams
Sean Williams

Not sure why a zoo would be offering a discount to only Lebanese people 🤔

Il y a 28 jours
Melanie Jecker
Melanie Jecker

Oh, come on. Gay people are ALWAYS pretending to be straight...

Il y a mois
ish474
ish474

I would never pretend to be gay to save 8 dollars, we all know pretending to be gay cost at least 20 "I'm not gay but $20 is $20"

Il y a mois
Novella Cinephile
Novella Cinephile

I would have laughed at them or I would have pretended to be straight and say oh my god can I see your rings and how did you meet and did you have a big wedding? Details! I pass for straight, people get annoyed when I say I’m gay and don’t believe me but holy hell I don’t lie about it to get discounts! I do that with my student ID for discounts. I still have 20,000 in debt!

Il y a mois
Charles Kilgore
Charles Kilgore

the best thing about this is "Is the Schmope Matholic?"

Il y a mois
MsMistyMaiden
MsMistyMaiden

I literally cringed furseth when she made that comment about his haircut. That was such a good burn.

Il y a mois
Karl Toth
Karl Toth

least funny bit I've seen in a while

Il y a mois
Topher TheTenth
Topher TheTenth

Jenny is really arrogant to assume that she has any way of ascertaining FOR SURE that two women are not married to each other short of seeing that one of them has a marriage-license to someone else. This is just mean. Furthermore, the zoo causes the problem by saying that if two people are married to each they will pay less than an unmarried couple out on a date. That's discrimination. Forming a permanent bond (until divorce) with another person is an individual choice. More transient relationships are also an individual choice. The zoo has no right to economically motivate one choice or the other. It's not a zoo's business to decide what lifestyles people should have. And there are people in lifelong commitments who will never get married but will grow old and die together. If both are independently wealthy and not working in jobs that could get them transferred, and neither one wants to have children with the other, there is really no reason for them to get married just because they want to stay together for life. People should get married to have children, or to safeguard against being kicked to the curb after having made sacrifices for the other person's career. If neither of those applies, there's no reason to get married even if the commitment is lifelong.

Il y a mois
la sulamita
la sulamita

This was one of the stupidest segments (as in not funny!) I have seen in a while.

Il y a 2 mois
JustWasted3HoursHere
JustWasted3HoursHere

"Is the Shmope Matholic" made me laugh the hardest.

Il y a 2 mois
Kathryn Loudon
Kathryn Loudon

Boy do I hope those faux lesbians act that angry and fired about about actual gay people but that's probably not the case, cuz where will they find a babysitter for their four kids

Il y a 2 mois
Misael Alejos
Misael Alejos

Esta mujer no tiene la gracia para hacerme reír, 👎

Il y a 2 mois
Aidan Campbell
Aidan Campbell

Let's be honest, a lot of women are like spaghetti: completely straight until they get wet...

Il y a 2 mois
Razon Mahedi Hasan
Razon Mahedi Hasan

Balnaki

Il y a 2 mois
Fredrik Lemmetty
Fredrik Lemmetty

Then again, 20 years ago no one would pretend to be lesbian in public out of fear so having people pretend to be gay or lesbian is a good sign.

Il y a 2 mois
b101
b101

When my son was 12, I used to say he was 10 to save a couple bucks at the movie theater. I don't find anything wrong with this except for them making a stink about it.

Il y a 2 mois
Raoul Fleckman
Raoul Fleckman

I don't know! Is the Shmope Mathlic?

Il y a 2 mois
jollysheep16
jollysheep16

Jenny, you are gorgeous

Il y a 2 mois
Biffa Bacon
Biffa Bacon

would be funny if she wasn't reading off cue cards

Il y a 2 mois
Erlinda Palines
Erlinda Palines

Most places here give family discounts on admission based on the number of adults and children. For example, if there are two adults and three children, you can get a discount. It doesn't matter if the adults are married or not or if the kids are theirs or not. Full disclosure: I live in Vancouver, BC, Canada

Il y a 2 mois
Crystaal13
Crystaal13

I mean I’m New Zealand a family discount is usually two adults and two kids and it doesn’t matter who it is if you’re going in together they’ll give you the family pass

Il y a 2 mois
James Ebola
James Ebola

Everything this talentless D bag has is her gayness. Drop it. You are not funny at all.

Il y a 2 mois
123Dunebuggy
123Dunebuggy

She didnt have the balls to say it to their face at the time.

Il y a 2 mois
123Dunebuggy
123Dunebuggy

Figurative language.

Il y a 2 mois
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

123Dunebuggy Newsflash: Women don’t have balls.

Il y a 2 mois
ozlekosusturu
ozlekosusturu

Wait what's the zoo's family discount policy? Do you need to have two parents to be considered eligible for the family discount? That seems like a really important and concerning issue.

Il y a 2 mois
San Diego
San Diego

the only funny part was twice used, "the Smope" & "Patholic"

Il y a 2 mois
egodeosum
egodeosum

Sure they lose my sympathy when they double down on their lie and make a scene, but my main take on this is they should have just been given the discount. Yeah it's a lie, and maybe it was obvious to you, but you do really want every ticket booth worker making that call. Whatever their family discount policy is, if there are x number of adults with x number of children just take them at their word and give them the discount. Yeah it's just eight dollars, but on the otherhand: it's just eight fucking dollars. Maybe as a Zoo they shouldn't task their employees with arbitrating what does or doesnt constitute a family, and replace it with a group discount. In all honesty I think would say I'm gay if it meant an eight dollar discount, just as I would lie about being married to a female friend to save eight dollars, though I wouldnt feign outrage when denied. I'm sorry but think it's a pretty harmless lie and I don't think it really diminishes the struggle of the LBGT community.

Il y a 2 mois
Michael Acquaviva
Michael Acquaviva

Jenny has the best hair.

Il y a 2 mois
Type R
Type R

"I thought this went without saying, but apparently it doesn't..." should be a regular segment just in general, if it's not already.

Il y a 2 mois
janemarieg
janemarieg

It's certainly not the animals making the rules, 'cause if it were up to them, they wouldn't be at the zoo!

Il y a 2 mois
strawman
strawman

What about 10 dollars?

Il y a 2 mois
Jordan Cowell
Jordan Cowell

Is it okay if its 9 or even 10 dollars?

Il y a 2 mois
Shane Davis
Shane Davis

I mean... I'm gay myself, yet I'm all for anyone of any gender or orientation saving money however they can. C'mon, where's the harm? I'm more bothered by cis/straight actors being hailed as "brave" and getting prestigious awards by playing LGBTQIA roles while people who are actually members of the community are not.

Il y a 2 mois
michelle hancock
michelle hancock

What if I’m actually a lesbian can I still save the 8 dollars

Il y a 2 mois
Random Commenter
Random Commenter

This whole family discount thing regularly disadvantages single parents. Maybe they were two single moms (single income) trying to get the price that married people (possible double income) get?

Il y a 2 mois
Emery Paine
Emery Paine

Could I pretend for $7 or $9?

Il y a 2 mois
CaptainEO420
CaptainEO420

son? adopted or failed first marriage? cause that would explain alot.. lol

Il y a 2 mois
MDiggetyHotDawg
MDiggetyHotDawg

Jokes about Seth’s lesbian haircut are never unfunny to me

Il y a 2 mois
Delfeayo Thompson
Delfeayo Thompson

Not Funny BOOOOOOO!!!!! I now dislike Lesbians

Il y a 2 mois
Bah Which cliff are we being run off today?
Bah Which cliff are we being run off today?

Painful to watch. 😶

Il y a 3 mois
Z
Z

Plot twist, they actually were gay, shes not, they didnt get theyre discount and they got publicly humiliated causing them to feel even more disconnected from society than they originally felt.

Il y a 3 mois
HilaKleiner
HilaKleiner

But do you know if they were pretending? Or DID YOU JUST *A S S U M E* ?

Il y a 3 mois
HilaKleiner
HilaKleiner

You know why only liberals watch late night? Because mid to right leaning people are asleep early so they can go to work.

Il y a 3 mois
Bear Grylles
Bear Grylles

did anyone laugh while watching this?

Il y a 3 mois
Menachem Sachem Robotscowitz
Menachem Sachem Robotscowitz

Pretending to be married should be treated like you're pretending to be handicapped.

Il y a 3 mois
WeeItsNookies
WeeItsNookies

So going carpet munching if you have a carpet and liking your fudge packed if you have a packing stick now means you're part of some special group that should get discounts? Who knew taking a willy in your chili maker made you special. But then again they all act like they are. Hence why they can't shut up about it. "Sir would you like fries with that? I like munching rugs!" "oh ok ma'am.." What a weird time and place to be alive in. It's vegans 2.0

Il y a 3 mois
a buddha
a buddha

I'm still having the same struggle with Senator Elizabeth Warren... I am impressed by her advocacy whenever I hear her speak... but I ain't with getting a tenured professorship by advertising her questionable minority status in an academic source known as a go-to for identifying affirmative action candidates.

Il y a 3 mois
Alyssa Arredondo
Alyssa Arredondo

i love this so much *clapping*

Il y a 3 mois
High Maintenance Minimalist
High Maintenance Minimalist

They could've been bi...she doesn't know their lives.

Il y a 3 mois
Carewolf
Carewolf

Yeah. It is kind of judgemental. And if the zoo has silly rules like discounts for married couples but not other couples, that is really a flaw in their pricing structure, that you can't blame anyone from poking at.

Il y a 2 mois
SmilingJack100
SmilingJack100

"Then why did you steal one of them?" Such a good line!

Il y a 3 mois
Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

OMG mind your business you professional victim.

Il y a 3 mois
Young Penny
Young Penny

Gay Is Not Real, But People Can Pretend To Be 'Gay' Or Unicorns If You Want!

Il y a 3 mois
ironballs16
ironballs16

Hell of a groaner with the "Is the Shmope Matholic?" line.

Il y a 3 mois
Donovan
Donovan

I was picking my nose when she said her son was too...

Il y a 3 mois
theharesbreath
theharesbreath

Damn, she has a kid?

Il y a 3 mois
sunakina
sunakina

Still proves nothing. She doesn't know thier life.

Il y a 3 mois
Marquis
Marquis

She is so funny I love her

Il y a 3 mois
freedom1234573
freedom1234573

file this under #whocares

Il y a 3 mois
Jeffery Rockey
Jeffery Rockey

I'm a gay man who once pretended to have a hungry pregnant wife at home so that the grocery store clerk wouldn't judge me on the amount and variety of junk food I was buying. So by my count, these women were just evening the score. 🏳️‍🌈

Il y a 3 mois
ZakAshChan
ZakAshChan

So... The child is adopted? Or she came out after she had given her parents a grandchild?

Il y a 3 mois
BANKO007
BANKO007

?

Il y a 3 mois
Jonah R.
Jonah R.

Ok the church you went to is horrible I go to life church and they welcome people from all walks of life gay strait white black it doesn’t matter your aloud to come

Il y a 3 mois
Lion Fin
Lion Fin

N

Il y a 3 mois
Chris Blackford
Chris Blackford

Hehehehe...the Schmope...

Il y a 3 mois
Jacob Erickson
Jacob Erickson

Up until I was about 16, my parents always said I was whatever the child age was at ski resorts to get cheaper lift tickets. Pretending to be a gay couple to save money on something is no big deal. And honestly, if the general public is ok with pretending to be gay to save money, that's a great step forward in LGBT issues.

Il y a 3 mois
Grant Greider
Grant Greider

LOOK AT THE NAILS

Il y a 3 mois
Summer Arcade
Summer Arcade

Jenny at her best cracking up!

Il y a 3 mois
Baruch Ben-David
Baruch Ben-David

So why shouldn't two friends be considered'family'? For that matter, why should families get a discount? Would I get a discount if I brought a woman friend who's not my partner?

Il y a 3 mois
Lane Thomas
Lane Thomas

Is she autistic?

Il y a 3 mois
Gerald O'Hare
Gerald O'Hare

Simply not funny.

Il y a 3 mois
Asura Heterodyne
Asura Heterodyne

Meh, if those ladies aren't taking anything away from LGBT folks, and they aren't perpetuating bad stereotypes, then why not let them pretend to be gay? I mean, visibility is the path to equality in my book, and the boost in casual visibility (as long as it's positive) seems to be mutually beneficial. But my gaydar is iffy at best, it won't be able to tell the difference from gay and pretend gay; so don't be offended by my misplaced gayness.

Il y a 3 mois
Phantasmic
Phantasmic

So is she or is she not a lesbian ?! I didnt hear her say it enough

Il y a 3 mois
Tajer
Tajer

Maybe they met in the parking lot and fell in love.

Il y a 3 mois
ajaopify
ajaopify

Funny, but zoos suck.

Il y a 3 mois
TheRandyortanfan
TheRandyortanfan

Yea no less than $10!

Il y a 3 mois
Darlaimerner
Darlaimerner

Hey How about we stop treating LGBT like they’re better and deserve a discount for idk BEING THEMSELVES?

Il y a 3 mois
E Waggg
E Waggg

What about having a Costco wife? That’s a $60 savings!

Il y a 3 mois
J C
J C

Eight dollars ladies... really? Grow up and stop being cheap AF

Il y a 3 mois
ErykaSoleil
ErykaSoleil

I'm glad that she included her reasons for knowing they weren't gay, and they weren't simply, "Oh, you could just tell." I was hoping Jenny would not stoop to that level, and she didn't let me down. Also want to give kudos to some of the YouTube comments for cracking me up almost as much as Jenny did. :)

Il y a 3 mois
Mark Waters
Mark Waters

I'm a recovering catholic, don't go to church but still have that institutional guilt.

Il y a 3 mois
James Goad
James Goad

Scripted interviews on talk shows are annoying. This wasn't funny, either.

Il y a 3 mois
MG TOW
MG TOW

Feminism

Il y a 3 mois
Da Best
Da Best

I have pretended to be straight to save money...

Il y a 3 mois
no yes
no yes

she's reading lines. sad

Il y a 3 mois
Shawn Baker
Shawn Baker

It didn't work and they were found out. Don't get me wrong I love the show and it's writers. But why the freak is this a concern for real? This sounds more like an issue between the two women and business.

Il y a 3 mois
Deba Dev
Deba Dev

More Jenny please

Il y a 3 mois
I am Jessica
I am Jessica

It’s a joke! Man some of you are legit morons

Il y a 3 mois
Suckstone
Suckstone

Late Night with Jenny and Amber.

Il y a 3 mois
nangke
nangke

I can't help thinking those women have probably pretended to be lesbians in bars to get free drinks

Il y a 3 mois
Maddie Kerr
Maddie Kerr

Ironically though, going to extremes to save $8 is one of the most lesbian things you could do. Speaking as a lesbian.

Il y a 3 mois
Dembai
Dembai

I'm sad she didn't mention the real problem here...that these scams make the people who run these places become more likely to discriminate in the future. The next time a lesbian couple comes through with kids, they are less likely to believe them because of this experience. I know it's true in the return industry as well. The very common 'my baby just died, I forgot.my receipt, please just give me the full amount I supposedly paid!' scam happens all the time. And even though I only did returns for a few months I even got hit by it. They buy diapers on sale.elsewhere and return them to you asking to get back the full price. And because it's so common and so well known we are jaded and we do put them through the wringer. But the horrifying thing is ... there's a chance they're telling the truth. And it happened a few years ago...someone got destroyed by a cashier and the manager for trying to return a boatload of baby stuff. But her baby did die. And on every level I am so angry that this scam is so common that she ended up being emotionally destroyed by people just trying to keep the store from losing thousands of dollars. ... scammers do lot more harm than they realize.

Il y a 3 mois
Surreal Cereal
Surreal Cereal

My wife is in love with Jenny's hair. And I am in love with my wife... and with Jenny. *sigh*

Il y a 3 mois
Liza Tanzawa
Liza Tanzawa

Hey---that's the sign a minority has made it to the big time!!!!

Il y a 3 mois
Maxuras
Maxuras

If I have learned anything from "Jokes Seth can't tell" then it's that Lesbians wear terribly ugly shoes and now Jenny sais, they are seen as stylish people with great shoes? That does not add up! Could it be, that Lesbians are liars?

Il y a 3 mois
hoosierhiver
hoosierhiver

Support the fuckin' zoo.

Il y a 3 mois
James Jarrett
James Jarrett

I meaaaaan bitches be kissing bitches for free... Why not to save a buck?

Il y a 3 mois
Fabian Gomez
Fabian Gomez

I promise nothing!

Il y a 3 mois
Hannah Hassan
Hannah Hassan

What I got from this is that as a lesbian I’m entitled to save $8

Il y a 3 mois

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