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    Death Stranding has some wild characters, but this isn't the first time Hideo Kojima has had fun with names. Now, you can find your own Kojima name with the help of Brian David Gilbert's Kojima Name Generator. You can download the generator here: bit.ly/kojimanamegenerator
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You can download the name generator here: http://bit.ly/kojimanamegenerator And when you're done, please post your explanatory monologue, or else how will I know who you are? - The Lewd Improvisationman

Il y a 28 jours
Luckylocky
Luckylocky

Hi i'm The Warm Abandonment and if you're wondering how I got this name let me tell you. I come from a parallel universe where humanity survived until the heat death of said universe before they sent me here so their technology wouldn't perish. I've also got sick radiation powers from the previously mentioned technology and the destruction of our atmosphere. I'm probably some big brain comment on the mortality of everything including the universe so that's neat I guess.

Il y a heure
A.X. Roads
A.X. Roads

Hi, I'm Bondage Deafen, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I was the result of a covert La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo experiment. I was grown in a tank, raised by a series of flashing images imprinted upon my mind. One day the tank ruptured. The glass which contained me for 12 years came crashing into my body, horribly disfiguring me. My first words were the shriek which set me free. My captors, my breeders, they shot me up with enough tranquilizer to put me in a coma. They covered my body with this nanomachine-infused chrome/latex alloy to rejuvenate the skin scarred by the tank, but no one counted on the material permanently fusing to my body. It's been 12 years since that escape attempt. Now all I can do is speak in images. This text is all I can manage. The shriek... my voice... they'll never let me use it again. Snake, come find me. Please. Set me free from them. You can find me *CONNECTION LOST*

Il y a 7 heures
EnigmaticRPG
EnigmaticRPG

Name's Liquid Retriever... It started as a joke, a put down even, only it soon came to light that I'm who you go to when liquids need moving. Delicate samples that need handling? Fish that need relocating? Can I get you a drink? Oh, they don't sell that anymore, but I know a place. Don't sweat it, I'll be back in a jiffy! ...and ignore that guy saying I'm some kinda succubi. I'm only interested in getting liquids *for* you, not *from* you!

Il y a 7 jours
Fi the eevee
Fi the eevee

....PlasmaBombay.... Or... SmallspacesChairLeg

Il y a 9 jours
awes0meaxel
awes0meaxel

Hi, I’m Big Cancer Dog, and if you’re wondering how I  got this name, well, let me tell you. I had a dog once. He was my partner, my confidant, my best friend. He was also big, massive. Well, he's not around no more. The night he died, I nearly drank myself to death. Wish i succeeded, too. Three days later, when they found me in a dumpster, they told me what I have done. I killed fitty men while i screamed about my dog. Cut em to pieces and skinned em alive. I wish i remembered that

Il y a 10 jours
Joseph M. Neid
Joseph M. Neid

The Naked Gayman

Il y a 31 minute
Jhon morin
Jhon morin

ɹǝɓɓıN

Il y a 47 minutes
floooooooooooooooood
floooooooooooooooood

Fatman isn't fat though. He just wears a big blast suit. And it's also obviously named after the Fatman bomb...still not a metaphor...but like an inuniverse reference.

Il y a heure
Bani
Bani

Big Sarcastic Artist

Il y a heure
Matt Robichaux
Matt Robichaux

we talking baby carrot or full grown adult carrots?

Il y a 2 heures
Cormorant Colors
Cormorant Colors

Hi, I’m Glass Knife Dog and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I was cursed by the hag Auntie Olga Toestealer (actual hag name in VGtM) to carry on the long-standing burden of stupid names. Both glass knives and dogs are things that I thoroughly dislike. Why dogs, you may ask? I’m sure you want to hear that I’m actually a cynophobe. See, it all got started one fateful Sunday morning when I put a pen to paper and wrote a letter: “dear scykoh, I love too watch your channel and streams, but I have recently encountered a problem. It appears you don't truly understand my favorite game, bubsy 3d pre-stream even asked you, yet no response. this is a serious matter. Bubsy is loved by all and just push that love away. so please understand that you need to play bubsy, or at least name something bubsy. I started the bubsy craze, and now I shall finish it. Play bubsy. please and,thanks.” This letter meant very much to me, but my owl Herm (the Wyrm) got eaten by a dog before it could be delivered. That’s false. Herm (the Wyrm) was actually the name of my Primarina in Pokémon Ultra Moon. I do have deep set fear of canines, though. It began one Christmas morning when my sister got the pet dog she had been asking for for years. That dog was spawn of the abyss, and frequently attacked me. Glass knives would just be unpleasant to be stabbed with because they would shatter, and I don’t like little bits of stuff getting in crevices. Especially on my body. Especially sharp things. Especially digging into my internal organs. It would already be very unpleasant to meet the listed things, but now if I do, I’ll turn into a hag.

Il y a 3 heures
Cass The Nerd
Cass The Nerd

Old Naked Hamster

Il y a 3 heures
Dustin Bartoszewicz
Dustin Bartoszewicz

Clownery UnknownMan, Yes this is a "Cool Name", You might be asking how I got this name... Well it all started in the military. I was pressured into the life throughout my childhood from my father, he never helped me in anything unless it would aid me in the armed forces. I wasn't a gifted child, at a young age I realized I needed far more help in my classes, to make up for my faults I needed friends I could depend on to aid me. I discovered through watching late night comedies I could gain allies through humor, I then became the class clown. I hated being the class clown, I hated my father for never preparing me for the school life, my father had forced me down this path. It is clear to you that I never respected my father but I ended up respecting one man Liquid Fine. I discovered him one day while my father was forcing me to watch his military programs. He was a man to respect, so calm and yielding a clear display of power. I was sure that I would spend the rest of my life on the streets with no employable skills, but Liquid Fine expired me to claim more from my life. The only things I was good at had only one path to follow that would lead me to a life of respect, thanks to my father putting me in multiple programs to prepare me for combat the armed forces were an obvious choice if not my only one. I hated the army and I knew the only way I could enjoy myself was if I was under Liquid Fine's command. To impress him I pushed myself beyond human limits until I made it. It was the summer and my bunker stank to hell with sweat almost completely unbearable, but all that stopped mattering when I got the news I made it to Fine's personally force the Grounding Ranch. For two months I continued to excel until one day I caught a conversation between Fine and some general. I learned Liquid Fine didn't even learn my name, I was the "Unknown Man" placed in his ranks. I would make my place known. Using my skills in humor I softened my fellow soldiers "edge", they became more relaxed. However in war that edge is what keeps you alive. One by one they all fell, until their were five of us left of the fifty man squad. By the time we were at twenty men Liquid Fine personally joined us to try to make sure he did not lose more men. Liquid Fine took note of my joking behavior, but never connected the dots of what I was truly doing, I ended up with a nick name from Liquid Fine. My new nickname in the squad was Clownery. When the squad shrunk to three Liquid Fine snapped he placed us into a new program, a super soldier program called "ShotGun" to try and save his reputation of a great commander. We all got half assed code names, it was just our names backwards with a trait. I say "We" but as I learned he never learned my name, even with only three of use left I was named by our glorious commander "Unknown Man". Our first mission take out a base of three hundred sixty five soldiers exactly, Liquid Fine would accompany us as usual to the site but this time let us go in allow. I was the only one to come back dragging my teammates back to the commander and his two guards. He asked "What kind of joke is this?", I said it's Clownery. Liquid Fine yelled at me for a report asking " UnknownMan I demand an immediate report of what happened!" and I said "I'll give you all that's important. All personal within the building dead, both allies died within the first steps, and my personal kill count for this mission three hundred sixty seven and counting". Liquid Fine Smiled and said "Impressive, Clownery considering there were only three hundred six- ", he was cut off but two bullets, his two guards dropping to the floor and myself now interrupting with a chuckle "Now three hundred sixty nine but an even number looks better on a report, allow me to round up". I came out of that mission with three hundred and forty confirmed kills and Chose the name Clownery UnknownMan

Il y a 6 heures
John Meza
John Meza

Kojima: how did he figure it out?

Il y a 7 heures
Juliana Butolo
Juliana Butolo

Me and my husband: Uniform Knife and Patient Poodle

Il y a 8 heures
Jamesspunk
Jamesspunk

Jams Writer.

Il y a 8 heures
CSG
CSG

Glass Shard Scottish Broadsword. Not sure what to make of that.

Il y a 8 heures
The New Seorarek
The New Seorarek

Horses Trident honestly sounds cooler than all of them

Il y a 8 heures
This account is sketchy
This account is sketchy

My name is Plasma Blunt Spoon, and I'm abstinence until I die

Il y a 8 heures
Elliot Grant
Elliot Grant

9:45 *laughs in transgender*

Il y a 9 heures
Iam Ravara
Iam Ravara

Old Unknown Programmer

Il y a 9 heures
SunRey Eagle
SunRey Eagle

I rolled for a violent name, so its: Harpoon Fighter Jet How would I explain this one? a disclaimer? 'Not an actual jet. I'm just handy with a Harpoon and I run real fast >:D' or lean into it; 'I'm piloting a fighter jet in your vicinity, complete the mission by marking the target and I'll take them out.'

Il y a 23 heures
JazzyisHappy
JazzyisHappy

HI, I'm Hideo Kojima, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I rolled a fricking 69 in section 4. On the other hand, ignoring that fateful role in section 4, I would have been Lacking Cashier.

Il y a jour
some mean-side
some mean-side

Brian, my roommate misses your sister. His name is Ryan J. Dinkelmeyer

Il y a jour
Jakob Sprague
Jakob Sprague

Student make-up. I kinda hate myself ngl

Il y a jour
Ezra Gans-Crocker
Ezra Gans-Crocker

Hello I am Singing Ratman

Il y a jour
thegreentaxi
thegreentaxi

Good news everyone, I'm now officially called "Playing with a dog man"

Il y a jour
DigiYF
DigiYF

Hi, I’m Clean Quiet Studierman, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I was working on a business report one day on the 8th of December. It was a cold morning. As the blinding white pages stared their intimidating stare at me, I began to falter. To procrastinate. To run. My cowardice and my failures led me to a man who had wisdom many would consider forbidden: dark, unnatural. He showed me more blinding white pages. Eleven of them. Consumed by my fear of responsibility, I was led right back to the scene I fled from. I began reading, and as I read, I was forced to confront more and more about myself. The man was testing my limits, my resolve, and my knowledge. It was like he was assessing me: understanding me better than I did. By the time I had finished his game, he had me look through what I had written, jumping through more hoops and dances to pick up the pieces and string the information together. It was done. He gave me my name. That is how I got the name Clean Quiet Studierman.

Il y a jour
Rachel Vass
Rachel Vass

Taurus Tadpole reporting for duty

Il y a jour
Rachel Vass
Rachel Vass

Taurus Lickable Tadpole to be exact

Il y a jour
Hailey Roberts
Hailey Roberts

Hello, my name is Machete Drone. I bet you are wondering how I got this name. Well I’ll tell you. It all started when I was five and responded to my mom calling my dog thinking she called me. This traumatized me. When I was finally at the ripe age of 13 I killed my entire family. That is when a friend started calling me Machete Drone. Now why are you here...

Il y a 2 jours
Logan Chellman
Logan Chellman

the revolver :/

Il y a 2 jours
BeastFormal
BeastFormal

Watch out for: THE OLD ELEVATOR PRISON

Il y a 2 jours
Jordan Bl
Jordan Bl

Harpoon Droneman ... I'm actually cheating a bit here. I did roll a 12 on the clone condition, but working out whose name I'm meant to be stealing and which half of their name to steal and which half of my name to replace... It's a lot... Actually, screw it, I'll just roll like, a d10 and take the 10th name from the comments, replace... The middle half. Yep. I'm now Harpcidental Miseman, thanks to one "The Accidental Misgender," Codename "Jasper." ... Heck, that sounds like it's almost insane enough to be an accurate Kojima name. The thing works.

Il y a 2 jours
Lain Martin
Lain Martin

Wrestling announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the amazing... (Moves mic away from face) What's your name, kid? Me: They call me... Toothpick under the toenail Snakes in water

Il y a 2 jours
Rachel
Rachel

"Singing Molly" as a Horny Name is not too bad........these are also just great internet pseudonyms

Il y a 3 jours
Carlos Eduardo
Carlos Eduardo

Hi i'm Handcrafting Substance but you might know me as The Big Washed my Clothesman, and if you're wondering how i got this names, well, let me tell you. Once, when i was a mere Carrots Student i watched a very cool video about some Improvisationman who had done a Kojima name generator, but in that time i was going through a lot, and even loving the video, i didn't had the time to discover my own Kojima Name, but i planned something that wiped my problems away... I still can hear their sceams echoing: "No Superfluid Chainsaw, dont do it! you can't finish it by yourself!" But i could, and i've done it, my former classmates now call me "The Drones" but doing that took me everything... Since then i've ben away from University... for vacation, and as i got some time i created thoose names, and enjoyed this wonderful video again, which made me, even with all The Virtual Rejection, and delay, really really happy. And now that you know my history you too can call me how my close friends do, and now Walking Basset is going away doing his thing, because y'all know i'm good as hell when it comes to Walking.

Il y a 3 jours
Spinico
Spinico

I got an Occupational Name, and it's pretty damn accurate: Honest Idler

Il y a 3 jours
Jonathan Hancock
Jonathan Hancock

What on earth! I have a twin brother and after rolling a 12 I now know the truth..... I am his clone, meant to destroy him!!! Thank you Brian for opening my eyes to my true calling.....

Il y a 3 jours
Lord Framebreak
Lord Framebreak

i am Fat naked Cat, i got this name, because despite my weight i stealthed through a bank robbery.

Il y a 3 jours
Joshua Hancock
Joshua Hancock

Oh no....... I guess I am now to be called by: “Old Naked Basinji”

Il y a 3 jours
Squigglefigeon
Squigglefigeon

Violent Name: The Uranium Scholar Man

Il y a 3 jours
Gremlins Wrath
Gremlins Wrath

thank you, im glad to free myself and embrace my new name as Big Cancer Sheep

Il y a 3 jours
milk
milk

I had one name: The Pissing Myselfman

Il y a 4 jours
Dungeons & Drawgans
Dungeons & Drawgans

Hey, I'm Blake Improvisationman. I was almost a normal person, until I was injected with cells from Brian David Gilbert, becoming his evil half twin, constantly struggling between being me and being him.

Il y a 4 jours

Prochain

MADISON IS PREGNANT!!! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

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