Jeff Sessions Bids Stephen Adieu

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    The Late Show with Stephen ColbertThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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    Stephen is forced to say goodbye to the former Attorney General and cookie with the most appearances on the Late Show, Jeff Sessions.
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edo 7ensei
edo 7ensei

The presidency got too much power and now a grifter is abusing it. I hope that's how it reads in the history books.

Il y a 4 heures
Erica Love
Erica Love

So.. If they cut the funding on the investigation, can we start a Go Fund Me?

Il y a jour
awakeamericanow
awakeamericanow

For as long as Mr Trump is in the White House, comedians, satirists, cartoonists, have a gift which will never stop giving

Il y a 3 jours
Rui Alexandre
Rui Alexandre

Epic joke at the end. Again, jokes writing themselves, but it's the acting that makes them shine.

Il y a 3 jours
celtic domain
celtic domain

A "dumb Southerner"? That sounds like it could be a Freudian slip by "Mr. High IQ Big City". Everyone else he refers as: "low IQ"....attach name here ________. But Trump gets more specific with Sessions. Just a little glimpse into the true psyche of the biggest opportunistic manipulator in our history. He only cares about what others can do for him, while secretly calling them "dumb" with the specific noun of "Southerner" (if he says it out loud then what are we to make of his non verbalized thoughts?) There's nothing new under the sun for those who know how this narcissist thinks, not just when he yells out his standard prepubescent putdowns or the phony "tough guy/smarter than everyone" shtick, but things like "dumb Southerner" in a weak moment of raw honesty. "I could commit murder and they (those who he considers "dumb") will still vote for me". Unspoken translation: "I got these dumb a$$e$ around my finger and can do anything I want". He will use anyone except Putin to further his highest priority.....HIM.

Il y a 3 jours
W N
W N

Sessions is off to smoke the biggest joint he can find.

Il y a 3 jours
W N
W N

Whitaker is being sued and investigated on a $26 million fraud case. So, this crook and politically biased 'attorney' is going to be attorney general...hmmmm. Just another lame meathead who enjoy juicing up and power lifting. Macho man! He's giving all weight lifters a bad rep. Can his lips be any browner from kissing Trump's ass on TV?

Il y a 3 jours
Casson Scowcroft
Casson Scowcroft

Whatever happened to the hungry for power games? There’s so much material!

Il y a 3 jours
Evilcabaal
Evilcabaal

.."...and that's the way the cookie crumbles. "

Il y a 3 jours
GH M
GH M

I don't think cutting the investigation's budget will work. Muller will finish the investigation regardless of whether he gets a pay check. That's what good normal people do. When I worked for the VA Hospital and all the many many times the republicans shut down the government, we still showed up for work. That's what non sociopaths do, but Trump wouldn't know that. Lots of lawyers and investigators would work pro bono.

Il y a 4 jours
Super Luminal Probability Cloud
Super Luminal Probability Cloud

Disgusting. Only in America could have wealthy guy control his own investigation only in America

Il y a 4 jours
Elaina Kae
Elaina Kae

That pos also said judges need to have a biblical view of justice or they are not fit to serve. Ugh..

Il y a 4 jours
hope dean
hope dean

I'm sorry but Trump straight up called his attorney-general a dumb southerner and yet his southerner supporters (which is most of them) don't flinch?

Il y a 4 jours
LadyZubat
LadyZubat

how could stephen not eat the session's cookie?

Il y a 4 jours
Lo Chi
Lo Chi

i guess stephen never let anyone go in his career?

Il y a 4 jours
Philip K
Philip K

Certainly not Jeff Sessions.

Il y a 4 jours
Maxon214
Maxon214

No time to say farewell the fallen

Il y a 5 jours
Genie Last
Genie Last

Nice Telltale Heart reference 😂😂😂

Il y a 5 jours
Adam Martin
Adam Martin

That cookie crumbling scene was a little dark.

Il y a 5 jours
Geoff Marsh
Geoff Marsh

When will Colbert setup a GoFundMe for the Mueller investigation. That should pay for the investigation 3 times over.

Il y a 5 jours
Erin Elliot
Erin Elliot

I don't get it...a Caucasian Eminem? You mean TWO Caucasian Eminems?

Il y a 5 jours
nlpnt
nlpnt

I thought Stephen was going to eat the cookie.

Il y a 5 jours
Jackie Binns
Jackie Binns

This freak is going down !!! Thank god for the dems !!!

Il y a 5 jours
CHICKEN KURRY
CHICKEN KURRY

So we’re just ok with our president hiring family and people from TV...

Il y a 5 jours
Veritas Nunc
Veritas Nunc

Sessions made some very bad calls but I am glad he recused himself from the Russian investigation, thus greatly annoying Trump.

Il y a 5 jours
Sarah Kofman
Sarah Kofman

He is a twat but he accurately knew the law guys

Il y a 5 jours
Philip K
Philip K

Which is exactly how he knew when to recuse himself.

Il y a 4 jours
Richard Pasquin
Richard Pasquin

a very poor excuse for a human being but KARMA is just around the corner !

Il y a 5 jours
lissa leggs
lissa leggs

Odds Sessions ends up with plea agreement?

Il y a 6 jours
Aurora 131313
Aurora 131313

Can't we pay for Mullers lynch mobb? Like we might have to pay for Mexico wall.

Il y a 6 jours
Jessica DeNittis
Jessica DeNittis

Then Whitaker stormed the stage to consume the literal crumbles of Sessions in the world's most blatant metaphor.

Il y a 6 jours
railspony
railspony

Vladimir oh Vladimir, how could you be so cruel.

Il y a 6 jours
Tucker Carlson Night
Tucker Carlson Night

hmmm ,

Il y a 6 jours
Daniel Herrera
Daniel Herrera

Jeff sessions the white cracker, lmao.

Il y a 6 jours
Very fine people on both Sides Blake
Very fine people on both Sides Blake

Good for you Racist sessions; now you know how it feels to be treated like crap!

Il y a 6 jours
Ivanhoe Sanchez
Ivanhoe Sanchez

SESSIONS OUT

Il y a 6 jours
Futuroscope Weber
Futuroscope Weber

Actually Sessions is lucky, safe landing from a sinking boat

Il y a 6 jours
job lot
job lot

i like watching americans getting questioned on you tube,about their country ,or other countries or just about any topic,they are not just dumb they are the dumbest

Il y a 6 jours
Philip K
Philip K

Oi, rude.

Il y a 4 jours
srivera28 rivera
srivera28 rivera

Are we like trump now? Do we bully people, do we make fun of physical appearance, and do we call people nasty names?

Il y a 6 jours
jessica rivera
jessica rivera

All the WH employees look miserable,exhausted,they look drained very old,always walking on eggshells around the orange stain of this country

Il y a 6 jours
Songs Mirth
Songs Mirth

It just gets more nuts and more nuts. This guy is doing what Brett did. The was the only one in the whole Judicial system whose selling point was that he pretended that a President was above the law. And since Bush they've kept him around! And Trump needed him so the corrupt Republicans forced him in. And to keep the jobs they paid for in the Cabinet the deal is that they back Trump up no matter what he does illegally or immorally to our nation. This guy made noises because he like Brett, Mike Pence, Joe McCarthy too found his nitch and knew Trump was going to fire Jeff so he had layed the ground work for becoming a very important person. To him anyway. Like Brett, I've never heard of this guy in my life! And I'm in my sixties. This is how people are getting jobs now. Men mostly. They know Trump prefers men so they see an opportunity and figure a way to get Trump's attention. Trump would have never sought this guy out. He doesn't care about the government. He just cares about his addiction of making up rallies. No rallies to go to now so instead of Sarah handling the press conference, he does. Attention is what he's addicted to. Boy, did he goof up. But think about it. How close to Trump is that girl that she would have the guts to try to take that microphone away from that man!! What kind of relationship does she have with Trump that SHE is protecting him?? Who is she anyway?? Let me guess. Another intern???? Oh boy. What is Trump doing with an intern that she feels brave enough to do something like this in front of a room full of professionals? And why didn't Trump try to stop her? I remember another intern in Clinton administration. He was a womanizer too who had sex in the Oval Office. hummm Guess I have a dirty mind. I do know that he now takes staffers WE are paying for to go with him to rallies to cheer and clap for him. He's that insecure and that desperate to get attention he can't get any where else. And he's drinking again. He looks like he's got a headache. And all the while the grown ups are doing what a President should be doing while Trump does his own thing. This is beyond pathetic. And of course he'll never admit it because he killed his conscience long ago. And he still making up stats as he goes. They say he averages ten lies a day. He's like Sarah. . incapable of telling the truth. A minister's daughter. Evil. Pure evil and I don't take that word lightly. :( Songs

Il y a 6 jours
job lot
job lot

your grammar is like a five year old.so not much can be read into anything you don't know, because you don't know much.correct your spelling and proof read for your silly mistakes,young boy.

Il y a 6 jours
Ozler Gurpinar
Ozler Gurpinar

Whittecker, crime boss. Contract killer

Il y a 7 jours
Ozler Gurpinar
Ozler Gurpinar

Meant never liked him, racist, trator

Il y a 7 jours
Ozler Gurpinar
Ozler Gurpinar

Jeff never stopped supporting Trump.. I am glad he is gone. Never Inked hip, never

Il y a 7 jours
Gregory Parrott
Gregory Parrott

Did I get this straight?...Peter Strzok, Deputy Assistant Director of Counterespionage responds to a private text which is critical of trump. He in turn is grilled by republican congressmen for hours, accused of being biased and summarily FIRED despite two decades of exemplary service. Yet, Whitaker, who has openly criticized Mueller's investigation and has suggested cutting its funds is HIRED without so much as a hearing?

Il y a 7 jours
His Blood
His Blood

have your laughs while you can dems, you won't have them long

Il y a 7 jours
Philip K
Philip K

Because they'll suddenly be silenced by secret nuclear missiles.

Il y a 4 jours
Velsyum
Velsyum

I'm not a republican... but when you call someone childish...and then mock the way he speaks for comedic value...you're no different than him

Il y a 7 jours
Miriam Lizeth Figueroa Hernandez
Miriam Lizeth Figueroa Hernandez

A cookie 😂

Il y a 7 jours
Jonathan Wolff
Jonathan Wolff

That Poe reference was absolutely brilliant!

Il y a 7 jours
Carolyn Grinberg
Carolyn Grinberg

Trump in decompensation? He sure sounds like it. "the failure to generate effective psychological coping mechanisms in response to stress, resulting in personality disturbance or disintegration..." "Golly, how the truth will out" PS Should have used one with vanilla filling

Il y a 7 jours
job lot
job lot

+Carolyn Grinberg carolyn people are being stupefied, the failure of the young ,i.e millennial''s to stop asses and address the information they are spoon fed by the corrupt media barons,will eventually lead to a point of no return,America has a momentous responsibility to call time on the constant barrage of propaganda that will eventually lead to the type of relationships internally that can only lead to the death of a once great ideal,i am of course speaking of democracy as it should be,free thinking people ,making great decisions,for the advancement of human kind,i currently see a few hundred billionaires trying to coerce the people of the united states into total turmoil,the old adage divide and conquer comes to mind,right now it is a non stop barrage,and these billionaires have their soldiers waging war on all fronts,until the average person calls time on them the division and carnage will not stop.there call is hate thy neighbour,yell and scream and hit and kick them until they submit,to the will of the few to the detriment of the many.

Il y a 5 jours
Carolyn Grinberg
Carolyn Grinberg

+job lot I concede that point. People would rather commit "ad populum" than work their brains. I still maintain it is a typical human response to complexity to over-simplify - an outgrowth of the logical process of induction.

Il y a 5 jours
job lot
job lot

+Carolyn Grinberg Na it's americans,truthfully i dont fear russia china or any other enemy as much as i fear the complete lack of critical thinking in american society,if they can lie and cheat there own people no one else is safe,from your politicians i find there rhetoric,very disconcerting,both sides of your political landscape is mired in collusion,the billionaires in your country have way too much sway,the dems are particularly violent in their approach,bipartisan thought is not in their vocabulary

Il y a 5 jours
Carolyn Grinberg
Carolyn Grinberg

+job lot Could we amend that to "most Americans"? And them have a sequel in which "Americans" is replaced with "people"? Ta.

Il y a 6 jours
job lot
job lot

americans wouldn't know the truth if it were loaded into a howitzer and shot up your arses with prior knowledge,in fact americans are so dumb,they believe any thing their chosen shepherd says without so much as a sideways glance,to see if their being F%^%$ hilary a dem she is so honest,she wouldnt lie cheat and fraud,there is not one honest politician on gods green earth,you dimwit

Il y a 6 jours
Curtis Lund
Curtis Lund

Farewell to AG Jeff Sessions. I will gladly smoke a freshly rolled fatty in honor of your departure. Maybe now you can have the time to read a book about the benefits of marijuana? Former Speaker of the House John Boehner is waiting on your call.

Il y a 7 jours
TheTalshiar
TheTalshiar

The neoliberals new favorite person, a reactionary former southern senator. How telling.

Il y a 7 jours
Michael Robert
Michael Robert

We should separate little Jeff from his parents at the border.

Il y a 7 jours
Donna Young
Donna Young

And a one more, "I do not recall." LOL! Damaging to the country, Russia!@! I am screaming!@

Il y a 7 jours
teesha foster
teesha foster

He has been shamed!

Il y a 7 jours
teesha foster
teesha foster

Evil begats eeville

Il y a 7 jours
teesha foster
teesha foster

I wonder what it was like for hom and i wondet if he thought about all the times he mistreated blacks in Alabama...hmmmm i wonder

Il y a 7 jours
jo son
jo son

It's just a SEASONAL job for Jeff Sessions, make recuse and your excused, misfit will hit the road.

Il y a 7 jours
センパイ
センパイ

It's beyond me why people support and care for Trump when he doesn't even care about the people supporting him. People are completely brainwashed.

Il y a 7 jours
Puttentane Same
Puttentane Same

Bye bye KKKeebler Elf...Matt Nazi Bullethead will obstruct justice cheerfully for his Don the Con.

Il y a 7 jours
Lawrence Chen
Lawrence Chen

How did we overlook the fact that Whitaker himself is under investigation by the FBI, which he now oversees? That's a conflict of interest is there ever was one

Il y a 7 jours
Chris Roze
Chris Roze

Americans have a very curious way of seeking justice. Do they not see the obvious conflict of interest here? Very curious indeed.

Il y a 7 jours
Google User
Google User

This Whittaker guy is dumb. Who would do all those things if one is the deputy attorney general and secretly angling for the attorney general Job.

Il y a 7 jours
Bubbapopo Jojo
Bubbapopo Jojo

Jeff is skipping down the yellow brick road and into the sunset of America. ...

Il y a 7 jours
Mark G
Mark G

Lmao! Do it Stephen, do it

Il y a 7 jours
Tenacious One
Tenacious One

Lol 😄

Il y a 7 jours
charles Rockit
charles Rockit

Thank you for being a true fucktard,we love being able to see you talk out your ass LMFAO

Il y a 7 jours
Cindy Demambro
Cindy Demambro

Back to the tree to make more cookies

Il y a 7 jours
3m0_Wr3ck
3m0_Wr3ck

The evil #KKKeebler cookie should have had his name or at least a tiny white hood on

Il y a 7 jours
Storm Boss
Storm Boss

Hahaha...awww. The subject matter is just too depressing to be funny.

Il y a 7 jours
Robert Gaudet
Robert Gaudet

630 people need to go watch Steven Crowder instead.

Il y a 7 jours
steven counter
steven counter

thishostshoulddeathpenalityforfraudandtreason

Il y a 7 jours
Patricia Stewart
Patricia Stewart

Great stuff...Colbert’s the best!

Il y a 7 jours
V. Smith
V. Smith

Session was a horrible attorney general.

Il y a 7 jours
Irene Gavenlock
Irene Gavenlock

whitaker is a crook too !

Il y a 7 jours
Naseem Ali
Naseem Ali

In the UK, appointing judges is done by an independent committee. Hearing the President appoint people to positions like AG who are clearly biased just astounds me.

Il y a 7 jours
Dante Monte
Dante Monte

If they cut Mueller’s budget to impede the investigation: WE WILL FUND A GO FUND ME!!! Dump the trump!!!! Two Thumbs up 👍🏼 for Stephen Colbert!

Il y a 7 jours
刘宇龙
刘宇龙

众大人会不会覚得,比東王帝更正卫而不搞小动作,努力向善向上,,,对吧。 怎皇王学術会搞弑而後登仼享,而欺压纯樸国,通商後人蛇買賣人口,人口普查会更少族群,,,?,人口减少计劃後,再買賣人口之,,,?。 即少棒扬後,之税业官,,,?。 而未来绝无似麻黄素和槍炮危害百姓动物,无血腥暴力,互射也可修练互持,久而久之成星星,,,,也可剑術无血腥暴力。 迫而論出,禁也阻止不了暗科研众了,控制得了嗎,,,??。

Il y a 7 jours
Wake me when It's great again
Wake me when It's great again

As crazy as the last 2 yrs have been, get ready for breakdown time! Constitutional Crisis time people

Il y a 7 jours
kchartzog
kchartzog

The cookie bit was imbecililic

Il y a 7 jours
SpukiTheLoveKitten75
SpukiTheLoveKitten75

I'm gonna miss "Cookie Jeff Sessions" but I certainly won't miss the real Jeff Sessions.

Il y a 7 jours
Richard Conner
Richard Conner

ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN GO BY,BYE. THE ROGUES GALLERY CAN HANG ANOTHER PORTRAIT IN THE HALL OF SHAME.

Il y a 7 jours
LaGuerre19
LaGuerre19

Oh, the irony: that old racist Sessions was chocolate-filled! Who knew?!

Il y a 7 jours
bgt125
bgt125

M.A.G.A. People A.K.A. Magaots

Il y a 8 jours
Gordon Anderson
Gordon Anderson

Junior literally has Executive Privilege.

Il y a 8 jours
Gregm55 Mullen
Gregm55 Mullen

It looks like Colbert ous a one trick pony...and not very funny really...

Il y a 8 jours
Gordon Anderson
Gordon Anderson

...and man thinking he would rather hear his hemeroids had become cancer... Man who knows this is the collapsing point of history and Dick Nixon all over, again except Tricky Dick was allowed to keep going until his massive War Crimes had led to the death's of many millions of people... but Trump will be stopped....right, Suh?

Il y a 8 jours
Bonnie Robinson
Bonnie Robinson

Sessions crumble was great.

Il y a 8 jours
Jorge Mejia
Jorge Mejia

He does not answer questions at prees conferences because he does not know the answers until advisors like Sara Sanders, co. tell him what to say

Il y a 8 jours
beth reade
beth reade

Matt Whittaker’ looks like mousalini

Il y a 8 jours
tally bee
tally bee

KEEP it coming Stephen, gooooooood laughs

Il y a 8 jours
emma rabid
emma rabid

Cookie humor ftw

Il y a 8 jours
Cameron Hadley
Cameron Hadley

I can't wait to see the look on you liberals stupid faces when Mueller gives his report! It will be better than election night 2016! lol

Il y a 8 jours
Cameron Hadley
Cameron Hadley

nice to have an AG with balls!

Il y a 8 jours
gwheyduke
gwheyduke

Too many House members are pre-occupied with promoting their own conspiracy theories instead of investigating a real conspiracy by a foreign enemy working to defraud the United States. Unless the elected leaders provide consistent direction and resources to officials working to defend democracy, we will not stop Putin's assault.

Il y a 8 jours
misterjag
misterjag

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Il y a 8 jours
CD Smith
CD Smith

He jokes, and Stephen is in a league of his own when it comes to skewering the political news right now, no question. But above, behind it and underneath it all, the overall 'joke' is not laughing matter. Trump is lining up his controllable ultra-loyal puppets in key positions, his henchmen in essence, each one extremely beholding and indebted to him. Meanwhile he's flooding the airwaves and social media with lie after lie, misguided comment after misguided comment, diverting attention away from anything and everything he doesn't want people thinking about, things that matter, things otherwise known as "real issues". He idolizes dictators, despises anyone who questions him too pointedly, and sets out to crush or ruin anyone who speaks out too loudly against him. I wonder, who in history does this behavior remind you of? I can think of several, none of them an example of being anything good for America. Don't get me wrong, I love the laughs, Stephen is invaluable no question. But it's getting harder and harder to laugh these days.

Il y a 8 jours
Charlie Losiewicz
Charlie Losiewicz

Trump hiring an attorney general to stop an investigation into himself is like a Georgia governor candidate (convicted of voter purging) running his own election. Oh wait.

Il y a 8 jours
John Vincent De Toro
John Vincent De Toro

When the Hunger for Power Games gets too tasty, Colbert has to crush it with his bare hands!

Il y a 8 jours
Baron Von Blue Eyes
Baron Von Blue Eyes

Colbert has the most punchable face.

Il y a 8 jours
Tommy Ferguson
Tommy Ferguson

Ah Mr Colbert, Oh what a laugh you give me. Your impression is on point sir!

Il y a 8 jours
SWSimpson
SWSimpson

sessions lied under oath to Congress....like several Trump admin ppl did, including Kushner. they should ALL be prosecuted.

Il y a 8 jours

Prochain