Meanwhile... Queen Elizabeth's Swanky Escape Plan

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John Pliskin
John Pliskin

can we just dump all rich ppl off in the sahara with all their money and yachts, let them have their money but nothing to do with it, see how they cope

Il y a 18 heures
Boom Glglgl
Boom Glglgl

As a german a deeply apologize for that Sausage Hotel thing. 😟

Il y a 20 heures
Mickey McGowan
Mickey McGowan

4:16 sure a little sauce on the pillow. Do they have coca cola napkins

Il y a 3 jours
Cole Mair
Cole Mair

London is burning but I have no fear because I live by the river 🎼🎵🎶

Il y a 9 jours
Cecilia W Yu 余詠詩
Cecilia W Yu 余詠詩

Drenching it with Cornflakes probably improved that Tedious wannabe Graffiti painting....Please.... #asif

Il y a 12 jours
B D
B D

So captains have to go down with a ship but queens/kings can just bounce.

Il y a 26 jours
Atom Manhattan
Atom Manhattan

You can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!

Il y a 27 jours
kenna163
kenna163

The hotel one was amazing.

Il y a mois
Clay Pidgeon
Clay Pidgeon

Delta you just posted cringe

Il y a mois
ProjectFlashlight612
ProjectFlashlight612

"One is getting one's royal arse the fuck outta here. Peace out, subjects!" - what you won't hear Elizabeth II say. As Colbert says, if bombs and V-weapons raining down out of the sky didn't phase her, the disastrous results of the abject incompetence and dishonesty of her current Conservative Party government won't make her bat one eyelash.

Il y a 2 mois
Wilhelm Stenvall
Wilhelm Stenvall

Wait. I'm confused. Did the audience understand Stephens joke about dot-drawings, or did they not?

Il y a 2 mois
刘宇龙
刘宇龙

还可以建直升機停機場丫??,不然丫諾叔们不是好友嗎??。

Il y a 2 mois
刘宇龙
刘宇龙

蛤,古堡长籐改成觀光事事業了,全部古堡嗎,,,??,喔麥嘎,会有此想法的是大律特權和集宝鑑定團丫??,怎麼辦??,,,。 可惜想介紹你们瑞典建造技術大師??,蒸氣機械物理完美主義学的,也不会介入軍商和盜賣律己之国都Y,唉,可惜鴿子心信任守l日众的,卻真心換来的都是絕情大众,唉,,,??。 不如召待铁船派入住幾月,教他们全楝灑聖水,屋頂天花板各角落都要,回國時餐桌同聚慶祝,,,。 別向他人講心蜜龠,召待時先取回權狀所有,还有空餘時間多把些咩,一同回堡,再約近岸商補給各站奌,,,可惜丫,可惜,規劃比不上絕情变化,,,替你们感到伤心分離,唉,真心換絕情,,,丫。 搞事众不肯出面,,,唉。

Il y a 2 mois
Luetzow1
Luetzow1

WAIT! WE HAVE A SAUSAGE THEMED HOTEL?! OH FFS!

Il y a 2 mois
Rober Robles
Rober Robles

MEANWHILE

Il y a 2 mois
Harry S
Harry S

Could not go to the sausage motel . I fear the wurtz !

Il y a 2 mois
Char Horst
Char Horst

STEPHEN COLBERT HAS THE BEST WRITERS, THE JIMMYS' NEED TO BORROW THEM!!!!!

Il y a 2 mois
L P
L P

dis dude is funny.

Il y a 2 mois
Tee Dee
Tee Dee

I thought it was going to be about an escape plan to get away from trump

Il y a 2 mois
Fkcit Ecuh
Fkcit Ecuh

Fuck queen Elizabeth tbh

Il y a 2 mois
Oma Rumunna
Oma Rumunna

The Queen is impressive... and annoying.

Il y a 2 mois
kim
kim

omg that basquiat story had me spray my coffee all over my family at the breakfast table. kill everyone involved.

Il y a 3 mois
Stephanie Logan
Stephanie Logan

"I couldn't help but notice you drooling onto your neck pillow" 🤣🤣🤣 A little squirt of mustard on your pillow.... Nope, not hospitality. *Snacks*

Il y a 3 mois
Laura Hiller
Laura Hiller

Stephen would fit right in at our family dinner table. 😆😆😆

Il y a 3 mois
Jesse Beauchamp
Jesse Beauchamp

Jack Daver Jones Locker. The quest for Osamas ship container coffin. Switch out the jewels for dummies and maybe no one will catch the boating retreat. A pre BEXIT Commander Woody Beef Toast joke waiting in the wings. Combo Mom joke #? Queen Elizabeth Ben Hiking. Another in a long list of Jewel over the Titanic Balcony musical number. If God had a Thorny bust. Maybe if they hum chuck the crosses off the retreating Love boat pack and lay the out just right they can get the Sea of Mice and Men joke cast from the bough of the Queen's ship renamed. The Diuble Asymptote Bag shuffle. J.

Il y a 3 mois
刘宇龙
刘宇龙

鸽子覚得,卷髮王族應該加入反三合会,反共济会,反帝霸主意,反馬克主意,反白色恐怖主意,反蓝色恐怖主意,,,。 然後追查修女依莎貝主兇众,,,??。其實古前卷髮是惡人,而且很多謊言迷惑万物以及动物,动物看見卷髮説法,大多抱头逃亡,然後囗张開抽脛抖动後死亡,口吐白泡沫,,,??。 而且说—些修者众壞壞,但,,,教皇教宗众还是懐念旧众,卷髮和同胞男女,,,电椅,??,但,,,鸽子有先说过,不貞不孝无修者众心,,,??。 跟你们说个很厳肅的敲敲話喔,,,。 最先有銀行通火車,才一元喔??,比肯得雞还便宜的首創喔,而且大多都在喷水,比不上小費,街上也少有大鈔,而且善良好女性不多了,,,??。 对了,請问,是鋼铁人不爱他爹了,欲換東土说客商官众,不孝哪,不貞不孝丫,天哪,大不孝丫,就形成跨父说客分身而棄掉夸克父??,还是泡咩忘父母,公司也失去??,總規一論,東土知技術要奌重奌简易化,大衆做得出做的到,还是像最後購物多代後,再簽科技建设电廠,室内太阳能転換,再四处打电话洽谈,,,看多了,省省吧,跨父言論追夸克父,会不会夸克父被说客群挤退後,说客官众洽商机,,,??。 为什麽夸克父有事,東土还搞乱鸽子思緒,乱謅—堆??,是要取代成说客官众否,,,??。 天哪,鋼铁群不孝哪,不卫不孝哪,不要他爹了,,,??。 鸽子心停平板了,天哪,喔,麥,嘎,,,??,鸽子还想帮助隨时可吸波充心电能丫??,不孝丫?,下次夸克父構图心电能通下盘鳥鳥好了,直接电流失,,,天哪,大涅不孝丫??。 唉,所以最先助最没價值,當然一切先論也是述说後,—文不值,但,,,对聖修众可是最殘酷的貞實言,对—切金權没差,,,??。 哈哈,才一元,还好孫哥哥一佰,袁鄧毛可是有上兆元一張,夾在中間数字福蘭伪鈔多,,,才—元,对了,喷水池可以拿取嗎?,鸽子買金庫会快些,然後再存,存後再買金庫保险,然後再存,然後買地把金庫藏在地下,然後再存,然後買电子保险鎖,然後交致友保標幫開鎖数幣,点数後鎖上,,,?,因为,爪和翅啄嘴尖,不会開鎖,,,??,为什麼挾来邪地邪教处,,,??,对了,是不是基督长佬考驗鸽膽??,以前有義舉男女丫,都死了奶,,,?,为什麼挾来這儿丫?,逼論又作不出,还是用買賣的田僑仔習慣,,,丫??。 鸽子都説好話唷,但,好人不多,壞人多???,怎麽辨???,不如,,,壞人多,,,,,,,。 咦,叔叔,,,你,的,头,髮,,,怎,麼,有,,,,,白,头,髮??,会不会是,被咩群气急了??,選哪个咩好,,,??。史帝芬錫哥哥,在矛盾国一部电影内,多重人格案,从尸血少移尸,到海滩烤剩腿,一直到毒品,海軍盗,种族歧視还是很重吧,太阳室内聖诞科技组,,,就说拜科技太阳科学人众就好了,何必多种族又累人,,,?,探親飞到惡夢矛盾国,立馬惨亡又移尸加責枉,,,?至今久矣,还要麥克傑克演唱出旧史,,,??,,,。 美深署己脈缺体,怎麽察查,,,??,算了唄,修气洗髓重要,,,。 唉,天哪,天造涅,,,丫,??,不知是哪天???。

Il y a 4 mois
Ian Brannan
Ian Brannan

I hear the Hotel is the Wurst

Il y a 4 mois
Baby Boto
Baby Boto

It’s not a castle it’s a palace but yeah, they’re still parasites upon the U.K. tax payer.

Il y a 4 mois
Alex Ninjas
Alex Ninjas

How she reacted when trump visited...epic. that woman is a legend

Il y a 4 mois
Miguel Perez
Miguel Perez

Steven can do a really good posh accent

Il y a 4 mois
Peter Russo
Peter Russo

First sausage themed hotel? There’s a gay love hotel down the street that would like to have a word with you.

Il y a 4 mois
KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3
KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3

Very impressive accents btw!

Il y a 4 mois
Duribethin
Duribethin

Anyone else get a Metamucil ad during the queen's evacuation segment?

Il y a 5 mois
Robert Ric
Robert Ric

I think hater just click on the video dislike and move on without watching it! This was funny!

Il y a 5 mois
Sarah Kerrigan
Sarah Kerrigan

was not expecting that meanwhile. sausage hotel sounds like a really bad friday night.

Il y a 5 mois
TheRealHiboman
TheRealHiboman

There’s our favorite Sondheim fan!

Il y a 5 mois
Nameless James Taylor
Nameless James Taylor

...knockwurst?

Il y a 5 mois
Solariis TrippleEight
Solariis TrippleEight

he should be wearing a purple suit

Il y a 5 mois
Amelia Garcia
Amelia Garcia

Why does "the helps" name gotta be Maria? You know they don't have Latinos working in the Castle. Well...maybe in the kitchen 😂🤣😃

Il y a 5 mois
Eun Zhang
Eun Zhang

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MEANWHILEs

Il y a 5 mois
Deborah Hoffman
Deborah Hoffman

The Queen should plan her escape on the X-wing fighter. Better plan.

Il y a 5 mois
hobbicles28
hobbicles28

Hey Claus Böbel, Is that a hotel? No, it’s a literal sausage party. Lol Haha Heehee Uh huh.

Il y a 5 mois
Alexis Williams
Alexis Williams

I could watch an entire segment of Stephen doing posh British accents. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Il y a 5 mois
robin2012ism
robin2012ism

Yay for the art history joke.

Il y a 5 mois
Pat VelVet
Pat VelVet

Escape by yacht? 😁🤦‍♀️ the accent is so cute 😊

Il y a 5 mois
Adeena Adam
Adeena Adam

Of course, the Royal Family should escape first... why do they care about civilians in the country!

Il y a 5 mois
tree speaking vietnamese
tree speaking vietnamese

Jesus christ the queen is still alive

Il y a 5 mois
bisquitnspanky
bisquitnspanky

Jean-Michel Basquiat would love to hear about kids throwing cereal on his work!!! They should have left the cereal on there 😃

Il y a 5 mois
Irodoku Puzzle
Irodoku Puzzle

1333333 views!

Il y a 6 mois
XX 24
XX 24

R.i.p

Il y a 6 mois
Remy Jones
Remy Jones

After doing zero research, I can conclude that Jay Z and Beyonce were the billionaire innquestion.

Il y a 6 mois
William Maurice
William Maurice

How is Delta still in business?

Il y a 6 mois
James Hubbell
James Hubbell

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

Il y a 6 mois
Pegasus
Pegasus

Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?

Il y a 6 mois
Ivone de Figueiredo
Ivone de Figueiredo

Pointillism! Good one.

Il y a 6 mois
James Smithe
James Smithe

So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?

Il y a 6 mois
hawkeye5955
hawkeye5955

From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol

Il y a 6 mois
Mark Dowse
Mark Dowse

First World problems............

Il y a 6 mois
Cheers Queers
Cheers Queers

Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂

Il y a 6 mois
COLOURED LIONESS
COLOURED LIONESS

Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘

Il y a 6 mois
Caf3in3
Caf3in3

she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40

Il y a 6 mois
superhavi
superhavi

4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!

Il y a 6 mois
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell

Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....

Il y a 6 mois
Dana Bennett
Dana Bennett

That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!

Il y a 6 mois
misium
misium

Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it? Crush? Crash?

Il y a 6 mois
Lela Kovarik
Lela Kovarik

I know how to restore paintings.

Il y a 6 mois
Monique Ruriha
Monique Ruriha

Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN

Il y a 6 mois
Adrian Goldsmith
Adrian Goldsmith

Uou cxxx

Il y a 6 mois
Ph@tMantv
Ph@tMantv

I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.

Il y a 6 mois
Silver P
Silver P

As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".

Il y a 6 mois
Jemppu
Jemppu

I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!

Il y a 6 mois
HENRY THE RC CAR
HENRY THE RC CAR

👂 👈 🤔

Il y a 6 mois
Reverend Howl
Reverend Howl

England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.

Il y a 6 mois
Sunny
Sunny

As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...

Il y a 6 mois
Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots
Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots

Lol

Il y a 6 mois
Burnell Browne
Burnell Browne

at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?

Il y a 6 mois
Julian Porter
Julian Porter

It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......

Il y a 6 mois
jcllings
jcllings

I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...

Il y a 6 mois
George Chiqovani
George Chiqovani

OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky

Il y a 6 mois
pkunkbwok
pkunkbwok

your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!

Il y a 6 mois

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