Mike Pence Tries To Make Space Force Sound Less Dumb

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    Vice President Mike Pence successfully gave a serious speech about Space Force while keeping a straight face.
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stainlesssteelfox1
stainlesssteelfox1

NASA is a civillian agency, and therefore can not be any kind of space force. However, the U.S Airforce already has Space Command, Operatoing out of Peterson AFB, which to be honest sounds pretty badass. The US doesn't need to split it off to make a separate branch of the military. They also have a much better insignia than any of the 'drawn by 5 year olds' ones that Trump produced. Also, it sounds like they want to create a force of soldiers to operate in space, actual Space Marines. This has two problems. First, they have no vehicle to get them to space and second, there isn't anything for them to do up there, except invade the International Space Station. Also, also, the dawn of a new millenium was almost 20 years ago, though it dpesn't surprise me that it's taken Trump 20 years to notice.

Il y a 2 jours
gary lazo
gary lazo

the only stupid is you ,we need young minds to think of our universe and to start developing new energy A space force is an encouragement to do that ,but I guess your to stupid to think like that because your a traitor

Il y a 3 jours
MyShotPotter
MyShotPotter

Dear. God.

Il y a 3 jours
name change
name change

The last time we made a national effort to invest in aerospace technology (NASA) we got Tang AND velcro...and also the opportunity to survive the Suns impending transformation into a red dwarf, and engulf the Earth in a lake of fire... DARE TO BE STUPID its just physics man... Even Stevens > Colbert ~ MarWin 😉

Il y a 9 jours
Charles Hubbard
Charles Hubbard

Somebody tell Trump that Russia is working on it right now. Let's see if he believes it .😀😀

Il y a 10 jours
Sophini 88
Sophini 88

Wanted them to say, "Really small hands for a man, a really dumb idea for mankind" ...

Il y a 11 jours
the jackabyte
the jackabyte

holy crap!!! i thought Pence was a voice of reason in the mad-house that is the white house.

Il y a 11 jours
dian kreczmer
dian kreczmer

Trump is such a child Go to sleep, mommy will be here when you wake up and we will go up in space together🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Il y a 12 jours
Amy's calling
Amy's calling

"Please wait until NASA finds life before you try to kill it"

Il y a 14 jours
Lyle Meckem
Lyle Meckem

We have to kick Pence out of Washington along with Trump. Pence, in a very different way, is far worse than Trump!!!

Il y a 16 jours
BLUE MOXIE
BLUE MOXIE

This is not even funny....

Il y a 16 jours
russell campbell
russell campbell

Ready to unlock the mysteries of space!!! I want to unlock the mysteries of how such dopey shit is being peddled as policy.

Il y a 18 jours
HighMojo
HighMojo

The Soviets were duped into bankrupting themselves and ultimately fragmenting because of Reagan's SDI bluff, but this time the Russians are having none of it. You know it's dumb if neither the Russians nor the Chinese are falling for it.

Il y a 19 jours
Neptune Solo
Neptune Solo

Why the piano guy makes wiered laugh noises

Il y a 19 jours
Luis Aguilar
Luis Aguilar

Rocket man. So good!!!

Il y a 22 jours
Suhani Kumar
Suhani Kumar

Nice Hinduism reference

Il y a 24 jours
soroush khoni
soroush khoni

it seems Trump is a fan of COD infinite warfare boo boo

Il y a 24 jours
Veeg Orten
Veeg Orten

why does nobody realize the danger of space debris? Are people really not looking into this at all? The Space Force wouldn't be created for war. (And yes, if true... That would be stupid) But it's not. Space debris is a very big problem for satellites & space stations that allow and make this little thing called ummm... "THE INTERNET" and "PHONE SERVICE" possible. There are over 50,000 pieces of space debris we could detect. And an estimate of 100,000 pieces that we cannot detect. At any moment, one of those crucial satellites could be destroyed within seconds. This is what the space force is for. They'd go in and capture as much space debris as possible. If we let this continue without any fixing... We could eventually end up never able to leave earth because there's too much debris covering the entire planet. We'd be in a space prison... Never able to travel to other places in case earth is destroyed... Which is inevitable. So... yeah. Space Force... Not too stupid now is it?

Il y a 27 jours
Kenshi9000
Kenshi9000

Yeah. Fuck NASA. They can't handle space. Or the other observatories stationed around the globe. We need a space force! It's suuuuuuuuuuuuuper necessary! *face-desk*

Il y a 24 jours
Clown Baby
Clown Baby

The Space Force is not Donald Trump's idea, it's already happened it just isn't officially public yet. They were talking about this since at least 2004, even Bush himself talked about it. Trump just needs anything to distract the public from his 17 investigations.

Il y a mois
Tucker Bowen
Tucker Bowen

"Space Force" sounds like the name of a movie that Dr. Forrester would make Joel and the 'Bots watch

Il y a mois
DJ Florek
DJ Florek

Palin to head up space force as supreme commander... Pew Pew

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AwkwrdPrtMskrt
AwkwrdPrtMskrt

I think I know who XLV should hire as Space Force soldiers. The Republican Space Rangers from GTA!

Il y a mois
Petyr Kowalski
Petyr Kowalski

More like Space-farce.

Il y a mois
Herman Huerta
Herman Huerta

The mental masturbating is just overwhelming.

Il y a mois
OwnW97
OwnW97

Space force will be needed sorry guys....

Il y a 2 mois
Andrew Figueroa
Andrew Figueroa

To The black musician who constantly has to be the live laugh track...... please remove his Microphone asap!!!

Il y a 2 mois
Hunter Owe
Hunter Owe

i have to say. with David letterman's departure, as well as Carson. and others we have been subject to a group of no class no talent raving idiots ! you never say j leno or letterman or Carson ever call the president of the United States a four letter word! and worse. or use the first 35 minutes of your show to trash trump 5 days a week! its very clear Stephen c. has a anger issue that beyond norm. to the point he's mental. i and others are no watching for this reason . i didn't vote or like things about Obama. my health ins went front 240 a month to 998.00. oh what was it he said nothing will change? but as a American i respect his position as the president! bottom line bring back some classes in late night tv. please!!

Il y a 2 mois
Chewar Siwaily
Chewar Siwaily

Spaceforce is actually not a bad idea.

Il y a 2 mois
Yamaha Rider J
Yamaha Rider J

people who come up with the idea of armed space forces need to be shot and killed keep safe gun free unless with find aliens we need to defend us from other then that keep guns and shit out of space gun nuts can stay on earth when people leave earth

Il y a 2 mois
Charles Pedersen
Charles Pedersen

Why does everybody think that a space force is a bad idea?

Il y a 2 mois
geoff dearth
geoff dearth

The USAF had the X15 60 years ago.

Il y a 2 mois
wales2k
wales2k

I don’t give a shit about what Stephen says. I want the Space Force to happen because I wanna become a space marine! I mean, who wouldn’t?

Il y a 2 mois
Jimmy The Greek
Jimmy The Greek

Indiana in not very proud of Mike Pence.

Il y a 2 mois
Akshath Manikandan
Akshath Manikandan

4.15... he knows about great Hindu gods... wow!

Il y a 2 mois
D A Harvey
D A Harvey

ok the space force logo on the bottom left is just the no mans sky logo one of them is nasa's logo the bottom middle one is an old republic symbol from star wars, how uninventive is trump exactly

Il y a 2 mois
Juliet Obrado
Juliet Obrado

think of it ,but not too hard,becoz its stupid!😂😂😂 made my day💯

Il y a 2 mois
Vasco Apolonio
Vasco Apolonio

Im laughing my pants off... again... I hope Drumb fulfills this promise.

Il y a 2 mois
Tee Dee
Tee Dee

The Republicans new motto: “ think about it-but not too much because it’s stupid “

Il y a 2 mois
Nicholas Roi
Nicholas Roi

dumbass lol

Il y a 2 mois
nursemedic17
nursemedic17

Does anyone else wish for Martians to come put us out of our misery???

Il y a 2 mois
blue dale
blue dale

Stupid greedy Americans cant give clean drinking warter to the people of Flint but they want to take control of Space

Il y a 2 mois
8alot4t
8alot4t

Trump discovered this idiocy one night when he was idly wondering what nonsense to freak the world out with the next morning. It then occurred to him just how much empty space there was inside his skull, and the idea of Space Force was born.

Il y a 2 mois
Real Horrorshow
Real Horrorshow

I imagine it playing out in Trump's head something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7GFU5ncKhU (Yes, that is Brian May. No, I don't think he'd like us to bring it up.)

Il y a 2 mois
Vy Tran
Vy Tran

Can we get those insignias made into shirts so voters can wear during the 2020 election?

Il y a 2 mois
Ind Pol Com
Ind Pol Com

1:00 - 1:24 Trump at his dumbest ever !!!

Il y a 3 mois
that1otherguy93
that1otherguy93

Youtube mike pence halo theme . you're welcome

Il y a 3 mois
toscodav
toscodav

The military has been involved with space since the beginning. National defense is what drove the space program to begin with. Colbert and his idiot followers should maybe do some research before they talk out their assholes.

Il y a 3 mois
Philolaus Sith66
Philolaus Sith66

Hey, what would the world be doing if it wasn't bombing druggies? The economy is based on it.

Il y a 3 mois
Jason Carter
Jason Carter

Omg is he still the president?

Il y a 3 mois
Nikil Kumar
Nikil Kumar

just saying, even Vishnu has only 2 hands (unless you count his several "incarnations")

Il y a 3 mois
Paul Schrecengost
Paul Schrecengost

Space the empty area between his ears.Whats next a wall in space to keep the Mexican space force out?

Il y a 3 mois
Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

0:25 Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace forrrrrrrrrrrrce

Il y a 3 mois
Narisa L.
Narisa L.

speaking of which mike pence kinda looks like buzz lightyear without his space helmet on

Il y a 3 mois
William Ridge
William Ridge

Space Forcein about 20ot 30 year, when the technology catches with us . Not now, just because some imbacile watched some old Star wars movie. Wait at least until trump is dead and it his his grave, were he hurt anyone.

Il y a 3 mois
Tim Van Lerberg
Tim Van Lerberg

“Just because it came out of trumps mouth doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea”. -Neil deGrasse Tyson

Il y a 3 mois
Edward Harshaw
Edward Harshaw

I just LOVE how the FULLY DELUSIONAL dems/leftists/ liberals, those FULL BLOWN IDIOTS keep losing. What a bunch of babies still throwing their tantrums, PATHETIC

Il y a 3 mois
Paul Schrecengost
Paul Schrecengost

Funny Ed Pathetic is the word your woman used to describe you in the bedroom.🖕Lol

Il y a 3 mois
jziec
jziec

Wow, still farting out this unfunny crap.

Il y a 3 mois
Peter Spalding
Peter Spalding

Even by TrumpWorld©️standards, this is a really terrible idea: the militarisation of space. You go, Agent Orange, you witless moron.

Il y a 4 mois
PureUnwindASMR
PureUnwindASMR

The question is : IS Pence Gay? Nothing otherwise could make sense

Il y a 4 mois
Henry Solstice
Henry Solstice

Space Force is a great idea. I worked in the USAF satellite field. I don't expect lesser people to understand. This is why I voted for Trump.

Il y a 4 mois
Tom Tim
Tom Tim

I know where you live..........

Il y a 3 mois
Benjamin Herrmann
Benjamin Herrmann

Space Force is just Science Fiction

Il y a 4 mois
Joey Collins
Joey Collins

Unlock the mystery of space? I don't know a lot of scientists who want to militarize there research teams and nothing will be discovered by fighting.

Il y a 4 mois
Joey Collins
Joey Collins

Space force, cause the air Force wasn't already handling it. "They totally were"

Il y a 4 mois
realitycheck 111
realitycheck 111

This Space force is a great idea believe it or not.

Il y a 4 mois
Danny Gentry
Danny Gentry

I think mike pence is holding back his vomit as he is forced to speak of such stupity

Il y a 4 mois
Zeek M
Zeek M

To the little manbaby Stephan Colbert who stalks President Trump. Why are you still breathing my oxygen mother lover?

Il y a 4 mois
Jon Emery
Jon Emery

I was in the Air Force---That Sucked !!! I wanna join the Space Force and be in the Vietmars War........

Il y a 4 mois
Subhasis
Subhasis

SPACE FORCE : When you take Avengers infinity war too seriously...

Il y a 4 mois
Henk Oosterink
Henk Oosterink

Maybe Nasa should start a mission to search for intelligent life in the White House.

Il y a 4 mois
Vince Parziale
Vince Parziale

The only space that needs to be probed is the space between these politicians heads.

Il y a 4 mois
johnny Macon
johnny Macon

just another dumb goverment exspensive white elephant program to justify all that massive overpriced military equipment spending we already have NASA so WTF ??? ⌛🔜⏰😂😂😂💯😈

Il y a 4 mois
johnny Macon
johnny Macon

SPACE GHOST LoL !!!⌛🔜⏰😂😂😂💯😈

Il y a 4 mois
amexjam55
amexjam55

We have Dumb and Dumber as the leaders our country. Scary.

Il y a 4 mois
Red neck
Red neck

great idea war in space. finally give some fucking peace in middle east.

Il y a 4 mois
Anan Muadi
Anan Muadi

You're a washed off has been jackass

Il y a 4 mois
chilo31416
chilo31416

Colbert's studio audience is way smaller than I expected

Il y a 4 mois
Crystal Logik
Crystal Logik

Why does nobody mocking the space force idea ever go after Neil deGrasse Tyson who supports the idea?

Il y a 4 mois
Holly
Holly

I lost my brain cells

Il y a 4 mois
tweaker1bms
tweaker1bms

Shoulda went with: "Two small hands for a man, one giant embarrassment for mankind!" :)

Il y a 4 mois
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney

I nominate George Jetson to be in charge of "Space Force"

Il y a 4 mois
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney

C'mon now.....our government already spends way too much on military stuff...where the hell is the money for space force gonna come from???

Il y a 4 mois
NightDreamer231
NightDreamer231

Sooo we're making Voltron? :]

Il y a 4 mois
Jose Cabildo
Jose Cabildo

I wanna be in that “joint warfighter” task force , I think I’m over qualified for that job, been fighting the joint wars for years now, I’m not even american, but I would fight for any country interested in the joint wars.

Il y a 4 mois
Bryan Dehart
Bryan Dehart

"I would join but I have space spurs." Donald Trump

Il y a 4 mois
Clint Ladera
Clint Ladera

POWER RANGER SPACE FORCE..... MORON!!!!!!

Il y a 4 mois
Clint Ladera
Clint Ladera

SPACE FORCE??? YOU MEAN STUPID FORCE!!!!!

Il y a 4 mois
Resign Ignoramus
Resign Ignoramus

MP's new motto is: now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Il y a 4 mois
CoreyZek
CoreyZek

Oh hey SC, btw, you have like 1.4k haters watching. :(

Il y a 4 mois
CoreyZek
CoreyZek

#SpaceSpurs!!! VBAHAHA :)

Il y a 4 mois
CoreyZek
CoreyZek

As always, a great sketch, Thanks stephen :) :)

Il y a 4 mois
Nikolai Korsov
Nikolai Korsov

So other than the dipshits who think space force is some kind of starwars dream. Whats wrong with taking the space tech branches of the airforce and making it a dedicated entity? Thats all it is. The military will eventually become much more involved with low orbit technology anyway. But hey since Trump suggested it, it must be bad right? Grow up and stop being such pissy little eliteist loosers

Il y a 4 mois
m. rude
m. rude

And Stevie trys to understand world events....

Il y a 4 mois
Awkward Silence
Awkward Silence

Is there life on Mars? We'll find out under the rubbles after we've blown it up. Oh and Jupiter has nukes let's blow it up as well

Il y a 4 mois
Hans Marheim
Hans Marheim

USA already have the air and space defense. Try to Google it. Americans are so stupid.

Il y a 4 mois
刘宇龙
刘宇龙

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Il y a 4 mois
Kurt Havoc
Kurt Havoc

Nobody can hear you "pew pew pew" in space.

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MGC 996
MGC 996

I'm sure there's oil in other planets. We have to get them before the "aliens" get there first

Il y a 4 mois
Fred Rumbolt
Fred Rumbolt

He sounds just as stupid as he look ' that's cold beer ..lol ha ha .

Il y a 4 mois
Subby 88
Subby 88

So what will it be... Space force or cure cancer?

Il y a 4 mois
josh Brz
josh Brz

Colbert the liberal femboy

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