Scarlett Johansson’s Agent

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    It’s important to tell stories about diverse groups, and that they be played by… Scarlett Johansson?
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    CAST:
    Matthew McCarthy
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    Director - Veronica Rodriguez
    Writer - Lily Du
    Producer - Caron Clancey
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Just matthew [sfm]
Just matthew [sfm]

HA only 56 likes, and it's a pinned Comment, and.... It's been a week........ Shit that's sad

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Paul Borst
Paul Borst

There's NOTHING realistic here. Agents don't have a moral conscience and actors don't think past cue cards written by their handlers.

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Антиблоггер
Антиблоггер

Guy talks too much he's annoying

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Rob Cabrera
Rob Cabrera

Man, I love this series, but I think it was missing it's edge.

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duckiedale80
duckiedale80

Most overrated actress alive. She’s just a blonde big boobed Kristen Stewart. She’s bad at emoting and expressing. She’s also an annoying hipster and the precursor of boring singers like Lana Del Rey.

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SpyFreak AR-15
SpyFreak AR-15

remember when she was in the spongebob movie?

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Marivel Armitage
Marivel Armitage

World's Okayest Manager lol

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Fred Jonson
Fred Jonson

I'd watch the Kpop one

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Ryan Japan
Ryan Japan

FYI THE JOKE IS NOT ABOUT SJW’S MAKING EVERYONE NOT WHITE THE JOKE IS THAT SHE KEEPS HAVING NON WHITE CHARACTERS TO WHITEWASH

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Leon christou
Leon christou

“I am an actOR“

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Duryism
Duryism

You're doing one of these for Rudy Giuliani, yes?

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60sto80s2
60sto80s2

Is he Brennan's uncle?

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Johansson Devil Pussy
Johansson Devil Pussy

Not funny.

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Kevin Allen
Kevin Allen

@4:19 wow, I can't believe they got Scar Jo to appear at the end of this video!

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NJGuy1973
NJGuy1973

Oh, and this is Scarlett Johansson speaking. Right now I'm playing a middle-aged guy from New Jersey who spends his nights trying to make witty comments on YouTube so that people will click "like." It's a tale so tragic that Oscar voters will have to take notice.

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NJGuy1973
NJGuy1973

"OK, Scarlett, there's a Marilyn Monroe biopic being made. You should audition." "I did. I'm playing her husband, Joe DiMaggio, the first African-American baseball player." "Don't you mean Jackie Robinson?" "In this movie Jackie's the first transgender Asian ballplayer, played by Sandra Oh."

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Hubnero
Hubnero

Scarlett Johansson in this sketch is pretty much hollywood in a nutshell.

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Amaya Reyes
Amaya Reyes

“He understands young women” made me GAG lmaoo great sketch!!

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Muncha King
Muncha King

Man that Ghost In The Shell movie was terrible. And I knew it as soon as I saw her in the trailer.

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jtreidno1
jtreidno1

Every time a white man does blackface nobody is offended, but a blonde woman says something about it and we allll need to retreat to our safe spaces. So much for consistency. Well, at least it was funny.

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NateSF 02
NateSF 02

Talk about the other extreme, yeesh. Guy, u do know blackface is bad, right?

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SIMPLY F.A.E.
SIMPLY F.A.E.

KEEP MAKING THESE!!!!!

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Brooks Carlson
Brooks Carlson

Where can I get a sub to United Stated Newsmag? Telling the hard truths.

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Brettisaidiot
Brettisaidiot

Motoko wasn't even japanese. A robot, I know this is a comedy, just my cents, I just say I'm busting chops.

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maddy
maddy

hes back, god is not dead

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Danyel Mata
Danyel Mata

Yes! I am so happy to see this guy back again! This, the google guy, Batman, and the Troopers series were my favorites by far

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Luke Morse
Luke Morse

You guys are getting as bad as BuzzFeed.

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Ted Zhang
Ted Zhang

that is one lucky agent

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anon ymous
anon ymous

right since the jeggings guy is back.. please bring back the series guys

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amanatee27
amanatee27

Nice job Lily Du, well written [:

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BrionicICE
BrionicICE

So college humor doesn't seem to understand the major in ghost in the Shell actually preferred european-style robotic bodys and the move was spot on to the show

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Nicole DuFault
Nicole DuFault

You guys need to do one where he's Trump's social media manager. 🤣

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justin Santilli
justin Santilli

Please make an Antonio Brown agent video!!! XD

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Susan Daniel
Susan Daniel

Well, this certainly aged like fine wine...

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BeliSaurus Gaming
BeliSaurus Gaming

Painfully unfunny.

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Alex Mazurek
Alex Mazurek

I want to be every race in a woody Allen movie

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KeepCalmAndCallejon
KeepCalmAndCallejon

Who’s back here after the Woody Allen comments lol

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The General Populace
The General Populace

I know the perfect role! Scarlett Johansen as Rachel Dolezal.

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NJGuy1973
NJGuy1973

She'll be the girl pretending to be the girl disguised as another girl.

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Nieru
Nieru

So... just saying, the director of the original GitS animated film (Mamoru Oshii) defended ScarJo's casting. Oshii said, “The name 'Motoko Kusanagi' and her current body are not her original name and body, so there is no basis for saying that an Asian actress must portray her. Even if her original body (presuming such a thing existed) were a Japanese one, that would still apply... I believe having Scarlett play Motoko was the best possible casting for this movie. I can only sense a political motive from the people opposing it, and I believe artistic expression must be free from politics.”

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Nam Trinh
Nam Trinh

Having popular white actors/actresses playing lead fictional Asian characters as the safe option over other Asian actors/actresses like in Dr. Strange, The Last Airbender, GITS, etc. is becoming almost meme-like.

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Gabriel
Gabriel

1:51 this... this resurfaced quickly... now let's just revisit this video and timestamp everything else that comes true as it happens

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Gewgulkan Suhckitt
Gewgulkan Suhckitt

Apparently people think that the role of the trans gender man (biologically female - identified as male) it supposed to be played by an ACTUAL trans gender man, which dramatically limits the pool from which an actor could be selected. The number of trans gender male actors is extremely limited and the number of those actors that are good enough for a major role even more so. And what if some of those few actors say, "No." to the role?

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Dan Gurney
Dan Gurney

Do Donald Trump's chief of staff.

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crazyguy84
crazyguy84

I would hate to be her agent

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ZodiacKillahhh
ZodiacKillahhh

The Woody Allen joke is real now. Comedy is dead.

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Tay Espo
Tay Espo

THEY PREDICTED THE FUTURE BROOO

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Bottlenose Dolphin
Bottlenose Dolphin

lmao this aged perfectly

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R Walt
R Walt

Wow, this aged beautifully.

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Pranay Anand
Pranay Anand

1:51

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Vlad the Impaler
Vlad the Impaler

Anyone else feel nostalgic?

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Hana Kinda
Hana Kinda

I remembered this after reading about what she said about Woody Allen today from twitter!!!

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J Rob
J Rob

I love it when Hollywood turns on itself when someone isn't unhinged enough. Reading these absolute morons on resetera lose their shit over her is hilarious. Why are liberals so fucking stupid?

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Crossbones6732
Crossbones6732

Honestly this guy had it easy compared to the agents of Kanye, Chris, and Nick.

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OsamaExKing
OsamaExKing

[Scarlett Johansson]; It's important that we tell stories about underrepresented groups [Her agent]; Yeah [Scarlett Johansson]; It's also important that these groups are played by me [Her Agent]; Chokes on drink

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The SnailMail
The SnailMail

Did they forget to add the bleep for the F*ck at the end? It just goes silent... super weird.

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Malakim Production's
Malakim Production's

This is the funniest shitt CollegeHumor is put on the internet in a long time

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evan Reed
evan Reed

I like scar jo ghost is the shell.

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The softest part of a woman's breast is?
The softest part of a woman's breast is?

*Next she is playing "Harriet Tubman" a movie about a woman that freed many many slaves she stated on on the Jimmy Fallon show*

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Michael Trinh
Michael Trinh

Finally gave up on Nic Cage eh? He WAS a tastless asshole I guess...

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Jessica Wood
Jessica Wood

I thought she was a robot in Ghost in the Shell I also never saw the movie, so there's that

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Okeirany
Okeirany

Is it bad that the first few movie pitches actually sounds kinda interesting?

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S Simpson
S Simpson

Not really defending her role in the live-action GitS, as I haven't seen it, but I think people tend to forget or just don't know, that for all intents and purposes -- the Major looked white in the '95 film... You know... black hair, blue eyes...

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Ed D
Ed D

This makes so much sense when you realize that ScarJo is a Scorpio

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