Sorry, I'm a Slow Eater

  • Ajoutée Il y a 25 jours

    CollegeHumorCollegeHumor

    Durée: 2:40

    Catch our uncensored, ad-free sketches 3 days early ONLY ON DROPOUT.TV . Sign up today: bit.ly/2Iont9Z
    Now available in Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
    Trapp, Katie, and Ally are ready to go see LEBRON JAMES, but Raph is too busy eating that normal meal that we all love, a large steak and three hardboiled eggs.

    FOLLOW THE CAST:
    ALLY: twitter.com/lilbeardsley
    GRANT: twitter.com/grantob
    KATIE: twitter.com/katiemarovitch
    TRAPP: twitter.com/mikewtrapp
    RAPH: twitter.com/chestangraphael
    REKHA: twitter.com/rekhalshankar
    BRENNAN: twitter.com/brennanlm
    SAM: twitter.com/samreich
    See more www.collegehumor.com
    LIKE us on: facebook.com/collegehumor
    FOLLOW us on: twitter.com/collegehumor
    FOLLOW us on: www.collegehumor.tumblr.com
    SIGN UP for our emails: bit.ly/2E6svor

    CAST
    Raphael Chestang
    Michael Trapp
    Ally Beardsley
    Katie Marovitch
    CREW
    Director - Arthur Enright
    Writer - Raphael Cheating
    Producer - Francesca McLafferty
    Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
    Director Of Photography - Cooper James
    HMU - Denise R. Valentine
    Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett of BoTown Sound
    Editor - Nick Rood

    Collegehumor  CH originals  comedy  sketch comedy  internet  humor  funny  sketch  eating  food  slow motion  please stop  meats  sports  basketball  lebron james  aging  old people  screaming  raphael chestang  mike trapp  ally beardsley  katie marovitch  hardly working  

Travis Keating
Travis Keating

I'm so unreasonably angry right now

Il y a 2 jours
JakusMC
JakusMC

Realistic

Il y a 3 jours
JGS Music
JGS Music

Wow. I had a friend just like this years ago. He didn't give a shit about anything or anybody when he was eating. He used to make everybody late when he would eat

Il y a 3 jours
Theo Lumina
Theo Lumina

I have a friend who does that. A slow eater. Hates to waste any food (he eats the last pea for F sake). Refuses to skip any meals (even though we are in a hurry). He’d rather stay away from his original schedule for food.

Il y a 3 jours
Brandon 1954
Brandon 1954

Watching this makes me so angery like this happens every time

Il y a 3 jours
R W
R W

Wow nothing like a bunch of girls acting like a bunch of guys

Il y a 4 jours
IHate Ads
IHate Ads

Hey stop forcing him to go faster dude he wants to enjoy his meal CMON

Il y a 5 jours
Amélie Gagnon
Amélie Gagnon

This COULD have been funny...

Il y a 5 jours
XxEllie Buckingham xX
XxEllie Buckingham xX

Can’t relate

Il y a 5 jours
TheBananaJoint
TheBananaJoint

A steak with three eggs, seriously... that's a menu?

Il y a 6 jours
T. Cobrax
T. Cobrax

This was amazing! I can relate to that ALOT, these slow eating ppl are super annoying! And they dont even hurry up when you ask them to :D

Il y a 6 jours
Amélie Gagnon
Amélie Gagnon

I can't say if you have bad taste in humour or if your sarcasm is just that much on point?!

Il y a 5 jours
john Pitts
john Pitts

Id smash

Il y a 6 jours
wingit98
wingit98

I relate. A lot.

Il y a 6 jours
TubeYou
TubeYou

well that was shit...

Il y a 6 jours
Deidra Key
Deidra Key

That’s me

Il y a 6 jours
Elisabeth Heiman
Elisabeth Heiman

I relate to Raph on a personal level.

Il y a 7 jours
Mini Militant
Mini Militant

I can relate to this so bad....thats me all the time

Il y a 7 jours
Lizzy
Lizzy

So... You saying slow eaters are immortal?! Gotta eat slow now

Il y a 7 jours
Bailshaubee
Bailshaubee

Sorry

Il y a 7 jours
Kay
Kay

I actually found this funny.

Il y a 8 jours
Sanxioned1
Sanxioned1

This could have been really funny, especially since so many people really are slow eaters. This seems like it drafted up by a grade 7 drama class, taught by someone who doesn't give the slightest of a shit.

Il y a 8 jours
Riveriux Phenom
Riveriux Phenom

I actually try to eat slow. Still end up with an empty plate faster than everyone at the table.

Il y a 8 jours
Antares Luna
Antares Luna

I'm such a slow eater.

Il y a 8 jours
Charlie Bell
Charlie Bell

Hey, like what you like but I'm not quite sure why everyone hates this skit so much. I mean I wasn't belly laughing at it but it wasn't that awful, was it?

Il y a 8 jours
Yandolito
Yandolito

The sketch started great and then went downhill within seconds. wow.

Il y a 8 jours
Derpy Drey
Derpy Drey

i clicke him and he suddenly moaned wtf

Il y a 8 jours
Jan Klöbener
Jan Klöbener

As a slow eater, I am offended.

Il y a 8 jours
king of snowman`s
king of snowman`s

Wtf is this

Il y a 8 jours
Lauren Russell
Lauren Russell

ugh

Il y a 9 jours
Mandogy - Games
Mandogy - Games

I've eaten ab entire large two topping pizza for $10.99 thanks to Honey in less than five minutes.

Il y a 9 jours
Ron Charvon
Ron Charvon

Well if u think this is forced....i am a slow eater as well

Il y a 9 jours
GameBreak
GameBreak

videos are trash

Il y a 9 jours
Thegamingcactus
Thegamingcactus

I'm a slow eater and I'm proud of it

Il y a 9 jours
Julianne McLaughlin
Julianne McLaughlin

I feel personally attacked

Il y a 9 jours
LazilyQualityTale
LazilyQualityTale

Okay but this is me

Il y a 9 jours
Mr. Funko
Mr. Funko

It’s jabron lames

Il y a 9 jours
aahelo
aahelo

The setup was not bad, but I feel like it was missing a punchline.

Il y a 9 jours
Michelle Tabisz
Michelle Tabisz

So like, I have inherited my slow eating habits from my grandpa, who got it from his mom. Apparently my great grandma ate so slow it took her about an hour and a half just to eat the main course. My grandpa's family was VERY proper. What's funny, when I was at boarding school we only had a half an hour to eat, and everyone complained about it because I was always the last to finish. However, every time I came home my grandparents would complain I was eating too fast, so like... I just couldn't win. Also I seriously was hoping this to be A LOT funnier than it was. Like damn.

Il y a 9 jours
DrawDeath
DrawDeath

I can relate to that I really eat slowly, like really, and I don't know why so I feel good that u made sketch about it :)

Il y a 9 jours
Michelle Sudarsono
Michelle Sudarsono

I'm a slow eater... but I don't purposely slow eat. I love savoring my food but ... I don't season each bite. I don't scarf my food but I do get anxious when I'm the only one left eating, it's awkward! Moral of the story: I like the song the used for extra intensity.

Il y a 9 jours
Xander
Xander

I've got one thing to say "Meh. Raph was never that funny."

Il y a 9 jours
Marie Strömberg
Marie Strömberg

that is me

Il y a 10 jours
Putra Trip
Putra Trip

help so that I can penetrate 1000 subscribers and 4000 hours through

Il y a 10 jours
Citizen 1
Citizen 1

Go ahead, take your time. I'm OUTTA here!!

Il y a 10 jours
Nerdling
Nerdling

Hmmmm... Somethings different about you Sam. Did you get new glasses?

Il y a 10 jours
Nikke
Nikke

Had a girlfriend who was like that. I felt all the time like the trio. It's infuriating when we were in a hurry, it's awkward when I ate slowly and finished before her. To every slow eater: try to organize yourself around the problem. Have an "emergency" sandwich ready to go or something, so you can avoid problem like these.

Il y a 10 jours
Dinidu Samaranayake
Dinidu Samaranayake

Didn’t laugh much it’s like watching a yt vid

Il y a 10 jours
Shinies Sparkles
Shinies Sparkles

I have a friend that takes an hour to eat a small dish of rice.. We were at her party and she said she'd take 20 mins and we ended up sitting there for an hour :/

Il y a 10 jours
José Eduardo Cuevas Navarro
José Eduardo Cuevas Navarro

Slow eaters are skinnier

Il y a 10 jours
Suzanne Z
Suzanne Z

Ok so this isn't their best sketch. But on college humor's site they described it with "...Raph is too busy eating that normal meal that we all love, a large steak and three hardboiled eggs." And for some reason I've been laughing for three days at that.

Il y a 10 jours
Hey U
Hey U

Isn’t this already a vine

Il y a 10 jours
Konoka Tachibana
Konoka Tachibana

Can relate

Il y a 10 jours
Luna Wylf
Luna Wylf

I actually relate to Ralph. I eat slow af

Il y a 11 jours
S.C. Girl
S.C. Girl

Compared to other sketches. This isn't that great. And Raph has made better.

Il y a 11 jours
Chris Wright Variety Show
Chris Wright Variety Show

Literally me

Il y a 11 jours
bosgotnojams
bosgotnojams

Ally at 1:27 on repeat

Il y a 11 jours
CorporealOS
CorporealOS

Who peels egg?

Il y a 11 jours
Fizz Leon
Fizz Leon

I've been hoping if Bender from Futurama would showing up from behind the wall and tell to everyone "LET'S GO ALREADYYY!" 🤣

Il y a 11 jours
Phim Hoạt Hình Anime
Phim Hoạt Hình Anime

Register Help with

Il y a 11 jours
Filip Miljkovic
Filip Miljkovic

1:27

Il y a 11 jours
KnownAsJack
KnownAsJack

this was a poor sketch

Il y a 11 jours
Nicolas Gil
Nicolas Gil

When you have eosinophilic esophagitis and you literally can’t swallow large pieces

Il y a 11 jours
Avishek Dutta
Avishek Dutta

I read it as Soul eater

Il y a 11 jours
Avery Knowling
Avery Knowling

When is someone gonna tell allie her hairs terrible

Il y a 11 jours
Anodyne Melody
Anodyne Melody

I'm a slow eater and I feel like the rest of the world moves way too quickly and is therefore mentally unwell, relative to the way the human gastrointestinal and nervous systems evolved. People should slow down in general, why does everything have to be completed *right* *this* *second* all the time? Why is humanity racing to achieve so many goals? Life is not a competition. Life is short, but one shouldn't race through it, or you risk laying on your death bed thinking "I never slowed down enough to savor the present moment, my mind was always fixated on the future". Going too fast is unhealthy, no wonder the slow eater's friends all died from poor health in less than three minutes! Don't be idle in life, but don't rush so fast you miss out on the beauty of now, live your life like a tortoise who just nibbled some amphetamine, be like the tweaking tortoise, not too fast and not too slow, just right, and you will live to be as old as a tortoise! ;)

Il y a 11 jours
Moon dust smells funny
Moon dust smells funny

This is funny dunno what y'all haters are going on about

Il y a 11 jours
John D
John D

Who in your office thought this was funny? You should be ashamed.

Il y a 11 jours
anyjen
anyjen

OMG the "popping it in the microwave because it grew cold" bit. I have a relative who does that, and everything else in this video. Drives me nuts. Particularly because in my culture it's impolite to leave the table until everyone's finished eating. We are all just sat there in front of our dirty dishes with slowly congealing food remains, watching that person chew.

Il y a 11 jours
Inky Frog
Inky Frog

Wasn’t funny

Il y a 11 jours
Thedarkslender
Thedarkslender

I am exactly this person

Il y a 11 jours
Legends Always Die
Legends Always Die

I'm feeling attacked right now

Il y a 12 jours
fermangürleroğlu
fermangürleroğlu

If you have pshycologic swallowing proplems, it is a big problem in your daily life

Il y a 12 jours
Is a bell
Is a bell

Nope I scarf mine down probably why I'm fat lol

Il y a 12 jours
Blue Hoodie8
Blue Hoodie8

Slow eaters have long life spans... or they time travels???

Il y a 12 jours
The Amazing Gible
The Amazing Gible

I would’ve left his ass.

Il y a 12 jours
kazzu63
kazzu63

Slow eaters annoy me so much that this skit was legit pissing me off. lol

Il y a 12 jours
Can Keser
Can Keser

Chewing part is true, some people chew much more than other people. Other than that it is forced.

Il y a 12 jours
Mr Chameleon
Mr Chameleon

Im a slow eater myself..cuz I want to chew and taste every bit of flavors of the food..plus it helps your digestion systems properly

Il y a 12 jours
Prosper Waldmann
Prosper Waldmann

Ooooooof fell super flat

Il y a 12 jours
مجد النعيمي
مجد النعيمي

Hi💗💗🌸💖💋💛💔🙋🙌🌼💜💕💕💞💞💞💏💏💏💏💏💏💑💑

Il y a 12 jours
Jhon Mcbob
Jhon Mcbob

I know I've heard that music before and I can't remeber what it's called, anyone know what the name is?

Il y a 12 jours
Lu A
Lu A

Actually, i can relate this. I'm a slow eater IRL, it just feels like it can't digest lol

Il y a 13 jours
Me AndMeToo
Me AndMeToo

When you're in France and everyone takes at least an hour to eat.

Il y a 13 jours
Liam Barrett
Liam Barrett

Just leave him. It's not like you are obligated to wait for someone if they decide to do something else when it's time to leave. He should have eaten earlier.

Il y a 13 jours
Ecstatic Dolphin
Ecstatic Dolphin

I’m that slow eater. Except I don’t take that long to like cut and season and joke around. I just honestly eat slow. Like I chew my food a lot and it takes a long time no matter how fast I try.

Il y a 13 jours
ArcheAine
ArcheAine

i liked this alot.

Il y a 14 jours
Luke Lee
Luke Lee

RIP Cleveland

Il y a 16 jours
Bon Hitashi
Bon Hitashi

This describes my life

Il y a 16 jours
Ayamaru !
Ayamaru !

yeah, this is funny, but if they are growing older, shouldn't he as well?

Il y a 17 jours
Jetlag Moto
Jetlag Moto

what's the music they used?

Il y a 17 jours
Cyrnidious
Cyrnidious

Wasnt even funny

Il y a 17 jours
Mike Muhiddinov
Mike Muhiddinov

The steak was over cooked that’s why

Il y a 17 jours
BinaryStarofShaolin
BinaryStarofShaolin

Oof this was a bad one

Il y a 17 jours
Aami1 B
Aami1 B

I'm guilty of this....no one else?....

Il y a 17 jours
MrToxic
MrToxic

i realy hate slow eaters

Il y a 18 jours
kvn8907
kvn8907

*Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 theme plays as Raff heroically chews*

Il y a 18 jours
Dirtfor Life
Dirtfor Life

This was trash

Il y a 18 jours
Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

Kristin mUh-fughin Applebees 🙏

Il y a 18 jours
GamingWillis
GamingWillis

oof

Il y a 18 jours
Creative Criticism
Creative Criticism

0:42 When your name gets called after the teacher announces the lowest grade in the class.

Il y a 18 jours

Prochain