The Detroit Lions: The Franchise of Eternal Irrelevance

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    The Detroit Lions are... well... the Detroit Lions. I know this has been a much-requested video for a long time, but I've always been waiting for the right moment to strike on it. After a while, there is no exact moment, for the Lions themselves are always "a moment". That is the woe of being a Lions fan: A team that is perpetually stuck in mediocrity at best and a laughingstock at its worst. Even when they try to imitate far more successful franchises, it simply comes off as, well, a cheap imitation.
    In this case, we merely take a look at the Lions' current situation. If I were to go into the past, it would be both too depressing to watch and about 30 minutes long. May this video hopefully be enough justice to their incompetence. Probably not, but I can just say it's like the Lions themselves.
    Win win.

Stephen Short
Stephen Short

The Lions won yesterday. 2-0-1, Baby! #thelionsaregoingtothesuperbowl

Il y a 4 heures
Micro Madness Gamer 3786
Micro Madness Gamer 3786

Doug Pederson was a coordinator for Andy Reid in Kansas City before becoming coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. Look at him now possibly the most successful coordinator that ever became coach

Il y a jour
Antonio Leonard
Antonio Leonard

I'm a lions fan and this is entirely accurate, and hilarious.

Il y a jour
Justin James Canestrari
Justin James Canestrari

Tree, do the Toronto Maple Leafs next. I want to see dissect the 52- year Stanley Cup slump.

Il y a jour
Devron Mania
Devron Mania

"Send him to detroit"

Il y a 2 jours
aroperdope
aroperdope

That old Ford woman actually thinks her team is going to win a championship in her lifetime? Hahaha Haha ha

Il y a 3 jours
iron 13
iron 13

Is it wrong that I want this team to make it to the wildcard?

Il y a 3 jours
EqualsThreeable
EqualsThreeable

I'll always be Lions hopeful. We have the most entertaining games I think. The team everybody loves to hate on. That's what makes us America's underdog team. The team that isn't supposed to do good, the team that isn't supposed to win. I think Browns fans share out weird outlook on our team. When we win, it isn't a how we won, it's how the other team lost. When we win, you hear how salty the other fans lost to our team, the team they aren't supposed to lose against and should be an embarrassment. We are a benchmark to tell whether another team is doing good or not.

Il y a 3 jours
Matt H
Matt H

5:11 "Matthew Stafford is the best QB Detroit has ever had." _Bobby Layne would like to know your location._

Il y a 5 jours
Gator Soft1510
Gator Soft1510

RIP Brandon Powell

Il y a 6 jours
Chris Ahearn
Chris Ahearn

It's like belichick makes his coaching staff very effective, but in a way that ensures that they crash and burn in his absence

Il y a 8 jours
fliegeroh
fliegeroh

The were famous for playing on Thanksgiving for many years. That's something.

Il y a 8 jours
yeshuajm21
yeshuajm21

Do the Oilers/Titans

Il y a 8 jours
Low Tier Trash
Low Tier Trash

8:07-8:16 I relate to this quote.

Il y a 9 jours
Stephen B.
Stephen B.

matt patrica looks like a gym teacher eating 99999999999999999999999999999999999999 cals a day

Il y a 10 jours
Justin Last
Justin Last

The Detroit Lions have gone over 10,000 days since they last won a Playoff Game.

Il y a 10 jours
EstParum
EstParum

Perfect Dark music in the background?

Il y a 12 jours
Jay Lew
Jay Lew

I'd still take Stafford over trubisky

Il y a 12 jours
J T
J T

And I'd take Tim Tebow over Stafford and Trubisky. Wouldn't even want Stafford nor Trubisky as backup options.

Il y a 9 jours
JAYBOXPOWER
JAYBOXPOWER

I love this guy! UrinatingTree keep the good work!

Il y a 14 jours
La Jo Ba
La Jo Ba

They proved this post today in good ole Lions Fashion! Blowing a 24-6 lead and settling for a tie with the Cardinals. Pathetic!

Il y a 14 jours
ECHICAGOBEARSDBZ
ECHICAGOBEARSDBZ

It doesn't get any lower than that especially against the shittiest O-line in football

Il y a 14 jours
Jonah Busker
Jonah Busker

It shocks me that fucking Prince was in more Super Bowls than the Lions. FUCKING PRINCE.

Il y a 14 jours
Annoying Frenzy
Annoying Frenzy

Dude. Rusty Bucket Bay. Also lolions

Il y a 15 jours
Richard Sanchez
Richard Sanchez

Is it at all possible to do a video on the positives or the golden age of teams?

Il y a 15 jours
Mike Moran
Mike Moran

I'd call the Detroit Lions a Lolcow, but that would be a complement

Il y a 16 jours
Emanuel Gonzalez
Emanuel Gonzalez

The only thing that’s come out of Detroit that I think is good , is Big Sean.

Il y a 16 jours
michiganmcbride
michiganmcbride

Sadly this is all true, I wish I could be offended but the truth hurts sometimes 😭😭🤣🤣

Il y a 16 jours
SUPERMA5TER BR
SUPERMA5TER BR

Worst moment as a Bengals fan was 2013 playoff loss vs. the SD Chargers... a PLAYOFF GAME was about to be BLACKED OUT because they couldn't sellout PBS, and local banks and businesses literally bought out the rest of the tickets the day before the game and handed out free tickets to people in the city like a Christmas miracle... we had 3 Head Coaches on our staff in Gruden, Lewis and Mike Zimmer... and we couldn't stop the run and only managed to score 10 points and lost. And then 4 more trips later the same narrative continued, 1 and done.... might not be as bad as the Bills losing 4 consecutive SBs, but history is history no matter how you slice it and that won't ever be forgotten 😭😭😂😂

Il y a 16 jours
SUPERMA5TER BR
SUPERMA5TER BR

Lions fans at least had HOFers to watch during the course of that time... my Bengals have only had AJ Green (who isn't even a surefire HOFer) for the past 30+ years and that's it lol and we've just accepted a LT is the best player in our franchise history 😂😂😂 AND the predictable Marvin Lewis for decades of mediocrity... or actually achieving regular season success and getting our hopes up just to be crushed with 5 consecutive playoff losses in the first round... it could always be worse brotha 😂😂

Il y a 16 jours
Slade Swink
Slade Swink

Never trust a man named Jim Bob Cooter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Il y a 16 jours
Specy Boy
Specy Boy

Cleveland: "But at least we're not detroit"

Il y a 16 jours
Alex Policht
Alex Policht

This felt surprisingly good. Lions need to be called out (lions fan)

Il y a 17 jours
Stephen Carb
Stephen Carb

You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this.

Il y a 17 jours
JohnEnigma
JohnEnigma

Have you ever thought about doing a video on The Patriots in the future?

Il y a 17 jours
XYZ Z
XYZ Z

Do carolina

Il y a 18 jours
Gus Ringo
Gus Ringo

The Lions are the Mariners of football, not the best not the worst, barely make any playoffs, been around for a long ass time with no championship title

Il y a 18 jours
evan orme
evan orme

All fun and jokes about the Lions sucking because they do, but obliviously you dont know anything about the city of Detroit or have been there saying the architecture is decaying because Detroit is on the rise with lots of new buildings and more people moving back to the city

Il y a 18 jours
Georgie Is MGTOW
Georgie Is MGTOW

Video actually starts at 1:10

Il y a 18 jours
Alexander Bachelder
Alexander Bachelder

Yanno, going in to this i thought i was gonna get closer. The truth hurts... it hurts 😔

Il y a 18 jours
Darrian Nelson
Darrian Nelson

The only team worse than the browns

Il y a 18 jours
Eric Braden
Eric Braden

yay i can pay my bills wait im a kid that is a d-lineman even know im better at qb and wr also i like the falcons my life is bad im going to stop making this comment a dating profile

Il y a 18 jours
Creep Iron
Creep Iron

Los Leones.

Il y a 18 jours
ENn0ble
ENn0ble

6:47 If you can manage so much as a smirk after getting sentenced to Detroit you deserve an automatic Oscar nod.

Il y a 19 jours
Justin Kehr
Justin Kehr

The Lions are the Orioles of football.

Il y a 19 jours
Norg1
Norg1

lions kinda remind me of the texans but at least we have a promising young qb so that gives us hope at least

Il y a 19 jours
Stephen Forrister
Stephen Forrister

Too bad the Texans aren't going going anywhere past the first round with the current roster

Il y a 16 jours
Tyler Fowler
Tyler Fowler

Broncos next

Il y a 19 jours
Fishslap 33
Fishslap 33

Wins and losses are team stats. Not fair to pretend that it's a QB stat. Any QB would beat fewer good teams with a bad defnse and no run game. For example, Brady has never played with a defense as bad as the best defense Cousins has played with. And the same is more or less true for Stafford.

Il y a 19 jours
SoldierOfSlaughter
SoldierOfSlaughter

I hate being a lions fan

Il y a 19 jours
Pewdie Poo
Pewdie Poo

The Detroit Lions: A wreck of a team in a wreck of a city.

Il y a 19 jours
Johnny M
Johnny M

People say give credit to Browns fans but forget before 1999 Browns where in playoffs almost every year but Lions fans deserve even bigger credit only one playoff apoerence in 50y during 1990th. Come on Lions become shit hole ass Detriot itself.

Il y a 20 jours
Daniel Cerniglia
Daniel Cerniglia

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jake robert
jake robert

Perfect dark music?

Il y a 20 jours
myke dacook
myke dacook

I love and hate this. Thanks for saying it and fuk u. Lions go 9-7 and and and miss the playoffs. Detroit is my home ( yeah I live in Detroit not Warren roseville not centerline. ) it's a shithole on the rise again. I love it always have . Lions are my squad. They are the city yeah we shitty here and there but dont sleep on us cause we come out of nowhere. We have a long way to go but we are making moves in the right direction. I do agree with the Fords gotta go. But Gilbert would be the one to drop the money from the team. Should sell the team to the city and we would bring this city a super bowl. Stafford is a 7/10 but like our said the best we ever had besides scott Mitchell (won playoff game) I'm 37 I remember it😁. Lions have a good season in Detroit eyes. But I think the division has a fall back this year. Minnesota Chicago fall green bay gets better but it's a tight race probably one of the best in football. As for the browns. First off F Ohio. 2 browns also go 9-7but get wild card and win. a game but lose next round.

Il y a 20 jours
Derrick Nichols
Derrick Nichols

The nfl is making the game more confusing as ever

Il y a 20 jours
Angel Potato
Angel Potato

Tree got a sponsor OTHER than SeatGeek?!? Fascinating

Il y a 20 jours
guy sumpthin
guy sumpthin

Soooo ,,, are you trying to say the lions wont win the superbowl ??

Il y a 21 jour
George Morgan
George Morgan

First let me say this was entertaining. Pete Carroll made the call on the one , not Bevell he was just the scapegoat , that people forget took the Vikings with old ass Brett to the NFC championship ... Martha is not WCF and William was the biggest issue he was the guy who thought he knew everything and was overly involved . Anyway hope you make an update video at the end of the season

Il y a 21 jour
Jazzu
Jazzu

As a Bears fan I agree, yeah. Out of the three teams, I actually get emotions out of the Vikings and Packers. Lions are just cannon fodder, even if they do win.

Il y a 21 jour
Radman The Lucario
Radman The Lucario

I was triggered more by the Silverdome and godawful Ninja comment than anything

Il y a 21 jour
Dave Fontana
Dave Fontana

Starts at 1:10. Your welcome.

Il y a 21 jour
Darrel Avery
Darrel Avery

Rear ended Pintos...lol lol lol lol lol!!!!

Il y a 21 jour
osbert
osbert

1:11

Il y a 21 jour
Dwight_K_Schrute
Dwight_K_Schrute

thanks for reminding me of my terrible credit caused by my inhuman ex wife to start the video off. lol

Il y a 22 jours

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