The Straightest Dude Ever

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    CAST
    John - John Milhiser
    Ally Beardsley
    Grant O'Brien
    Raphael Chestang
    Zac Oyama
    Katie Marovitch
    Party Background -
    Curtis Kingsley
    Meghan Smith
    Paul Martin
    Jason Nguyen
    Chris Schuchert
    Frankie McLafferty
    CREW
    Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Writer - Jessica Ross
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Cooper James
    1st AC -Chris MacDonald
    2nd AC/DIT - Santiago Bahti
    Gaffer - Saul Cervantes
    Key Grip - Nathan Krauss
    Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
    HMU - Denise Valentine
    Production Designer - Kaeleigh Morrison
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
    Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
    Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
    Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin & Sam Geer
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
    Assistant Editor - Brittany Joyner
    Assistant Editor - A.J. Bedard

Patrick Dulfo
Patrick Dulfo

I dont go out the sun cause it gives me the vitamin D , Im a straight guy and thats gay

Il y a 5 heures
Sofia Hughes
Sofia Hughes

HE EATS LIGHTERS

Il y a 5 heures
Zach Jones
Zach Jones

Ok I have a lot of gay friends and a shit ton of people started assuming I was gay and I had to clarify that I was straight to many times. I tried not to be like this but I think it just helped. Also 5his kinda gave me anxiety

Il y a 7 heures
A.R Ramzie
A.R Ramzie

So gay people can be gay afff...but straight people can't be straight affff????

Il y a 23 heures
lancelotb lancelotb
lancelotb lancelotb

I So streiht That i do not use g, a and y letters.

Il y a jour
Gabe Sandoval
Gabe Sandoval

Straight Like A Dried Spaghetti? Wait till it gets wet

Il y a 2 jours
Kale kol
Kale kol

I’m so straight that i cut off my own dick so it won’t be touching me 24/7 and dick touching me would be gay

Il y a 2 jours
DoroZ015
DoroZ015

Im so str8 im a bit curvey

Il y a 2 jours
Silver Ryugami
Silver Ryugami

I'm so straight

Il y a 2 jours
Von Jerick Sy
Von Jerick Sy

Straight as a boomerang that doesnt function properly cause its straight

Il y a 2 jours
Allistar _
Allistar _

In other words he was high the whole time

Il y a 3 jours
BlurBerry Creative
BlurBerry Creative

John is basically Mac from Always Sunny. But Mac is gay...Lol

Il y a 3 jours
yep yepp
yep yepp

I’m so straight that I make the word Straight look like spaghetti. So therefore I need a new word to define my straightness.

Il y a 4 jours
Rmdhn
Rmdhn

I'm so straight I love nobody since they come from sperm and that's from dicks and that's gay

Il y a 4 jours
IHASGAMES
IHASGAMES

I'm so straight I won't finish this sente-

Il y a 4 jours
Epic Sax Guy
Epic Sax Guy

John is the gigachad

Il y a 5 jours
Spiritpyro 2
Spiritpyro 2

I’m definitely not this guy

Il y a 6 jours
El Chucko 9000
El Chucko 9000

I’m so straight I don’t date women cuz they come from a nutsack nd that’s gay

Il y a 6 jours
DeamonS
DeamonS

I'm so straight that I don't even love girls because they like guys and that's gay

Il y a 6 jours
SirDogs Gaming
SirDogs Gaming

I’m so straight that I’ve never had back pains in my life. I’ve never sat down and I lay down by jumping up and rotating incredibly fast.

Il y a 7 jours
Procaine
Procaine

I am so straight that i always where by socks i was born with socks.

Il y a 9 jours
Michael Kessin
Michael Kessin

I can't be the only one to think he was gonna come out at the end, right?

Il y a 10 jours
EsOwEn
EsOwEn

Im so straight that I don’t like girls coz girls like guys and that’s gay

Il y a 10 jours
EsOwEn
EsOwEn

Louie Acott that could work

Il y a jour
Louie Acott
Louie Acott

Date a lesbian

Il y a 3 jours
uknspace
uknspace

Wait what😂😂😂😂

Il y a 6 jours
3KA
3KA

wait

Il y a 6 jours
Vineet Giri
Vineet Giri

🤣🤣🤣man you nailed it🤣🤣🤣

Il y a 7 jours
Super_10
Super_10

Should b called the whitest guy ever

Il y a 10 jours
The18thguyhere
The18thguyhere

100% he's actually gay irl. Like he just is, I can tell

Il y a 10 jours
The Elliot
The Elliot

James Dean was actually bi

Il y a 11 jours
Benjamin Noble
Benjamin Noble

At the end when he tapped him in the balls mine quivered

Il y a 12 jours
Anon L
Anon L

Dude says “He smells like shit all the time.” The. The black dude follows with “WHAT ABOUT ME!!” 👀

Il y a 12 jours
alice l
alice l

Plot twist he is secretive gay

Il y a 13 jours
00modpod
00modpod

I’m the straightest person I know UwU

Il y a 13 jours
FBI
FBI

I’m just as straight as a piece of spaghetti. But When it gets wet, it Bends.

Il y a 13 jours
Joshua Aaron Philip Ballena
Joshua Aaron Philip Ballena

You should watch this in opposite day

Il y a 13 jours
Sàlkín Aùréùs
Sàlkín Aùréùs

Ha! Straaaiiight!!! 😬

Il y a 13 jours
McCoy too sexy No homo
McCoy too sexy No homo

Tht weak ass pull up 💀

Il y a 14 jours
Wannabe Peter Venkman
Wannabe Peter Venkman

(He eats lighters)

Il y a 15 jours
LeahDell _04
LeahDell _04

This is phase one of being gay: Denial

Il y a 16 jours
Apple User 2
Apple User 2

Me after this: I’m a raging homosexual

Il y a 16 jours
Evangelia Suleiman
Evangelia Suleiman

This is how every UMaine frat boy acts

Il y a 16 jours
Pranto deb
Pranto deb

Hey I clicked But I didn’t find any hot BABE in the city.

Il y a 17 jours
LighterJames
LighterJames

I find joy in this skit because all of the stereotypes don't make any sense at all.

Il y a 17 jours
KaleLikesWaffles
KaleLikesWaffles

The guy who plays John... is gay

Il y a 18 jours
Captain687
Captain687

"never trust a pig that doesn't fly straight"

Il y a 18 jours
Cyber002
Cyber002

My friends uncle is the person who plays John

Il y a 20 jours
Madhura Karibe
Madhura Karibe

Yea dry spaghetti is straight Until things get a little steamy

Il y a 20 jours
me tis i
me tis i

0:17 *not on my fanfiction list*

Il y a 21 jour
TanakinSkywalker
TanakinSkywalker

Used to watch this channel all the time but they got too buzzfeed for me

Il y a 21 jour
Khaleesi Mother of Drag
Khaleesi Mother of Drag

Jesus Christ I hate heterosexuals

Il y a 22 jours
Tyler Capone
Tyler Capone

james dean was bi btw

Il y a 23 jours
TopEvt
TopEvt

That guy is so straight he doesn't even finish conversations lol

Il y a 23 jours
CaptainCasanova_
CaptainCasanova_

Im so straight im watching lesbian porn bcause normal porn is 50 % gay

Il y a 26 jours
Leocomander
Leocomander

I’m so straight I don’t date women because half of their genetic material is from their Dad who’s a guy and that’s really gay.

Il y a 26 jours
Alex Is AWESOME Mig
Alex Is AWESOME Mig

Me

Il y a 28 jours
hangukhiphop
hangukhiphop

Literally had my hand in my pants the entire video

Il y a mois
Juan David
Juan David

I'm so straight that I don't like women anymore, because they like men and that's gay.

Il y a mois
Govv
Govv

this is DEFINITELY me

Il y a mois
Govv
Govv

but more muscular for sure

Il y a mois
Doe DeAngelo
Doe DeAngelo

I don't have a problem with straight people, I don't mind them but like,,,,, can u not shove that Hetro in my face :/

Il y a mois
Tom Ball
Tom Ball

I’m so straight if I was a woman I would be lesbian!

Il y a mois
NC-69
NC-69

(he eats lighters)

Il y a mois
Pyro King
Pyro King

why did his sunglasses make him look like a baby

Il y a mois
Galaxy Pig Gacha
Galaxy Pig Gacha

I like girls too

Il y a mois

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