There's Meat Hiding in Every Food

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Il y a 4 mois
Marco Dimbo
Marco Dimbo

@Sebastian Orellana Once upon a time. Less so nowadays. Not that depression was even part of this conversation... Fun fact, however: eating meat regularly controls depression symptoms. Research and testimony, lads!

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Sebastian Orellana
Sebastian Orellana

@Marco Dimbo meducal restrictions to a point? are you the guy telling everyone that they're not really depressed?

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Dooby McFoosen
Dooby McFoosen

So do Poptarts, Popsicles, and Toaster Strudel.

Il y a 2 mois
its urmom
its urmom

oH COME ON

Il y a 3 mois
Secura Amazon
Secura Amazon

I thought it was Rasberry that did

Il y a 4 mois
Alysson Silveira
Alysson Silveira

Try some YEAST

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nerdie new
nerdie new

this is why being vegan is dumb/impossible

Il y a 5 jours
mandi me
mandi me

Animal products as far as the eye can see. Except Oreos. Oreos are vegan in the US. A total blessing, since I'm medically dairy free now.

Il y a 6 jours
DiabloMinero
DiabloMinero

All the food contains meat because humans are facultative carnivores, like dogs, so we naturally prefer food with meat in it. Someone needs to bring back the megafauna so we can return to our ancestral diet, rather than shoveling a pound of sweetened grain into our gullets every couple hours and gaining tons of weight.

Il y a 7 jours
Jakey Eevee
Jakey Eevee

I love when they pitched it in the podcast

Il y a 8 jours
Hannah W.
Hannah W.

Lots of sugar is made of bone char. Not secret meat, but animals :(

Il y a 9 jours
Fantum Pixelz
Fantum Pixelz

Does this remind anyone of ghostface

Il y a 9 jours
Hi Someone
Hi Someone

Good thing I don't label myself a vegetarian and instead just avoid most meats most of the time. Don't have to worry about secret meat and if I feel like a burger every now and then BAM! juicy burger in my mouth

Il y a 11 jours
Eric Z.
Eric Z.

When he said “silly regga” my mind finished the sentence with “trix are for kids” 🤣

Il y a 11 jours
AlexMeow bleufeline
AlexMeow bleufeline

Guess what isn't meat? Meat.

Il y a 11 jours
fashiha rz
fashiha rz

I'm Muslim and you just described me.

Il y a 13 jours
Giant Bogas
Giant Bogas

*SECRET MEAT*

Il y a 14 jours
八雲紫
八雲紫

checkmate vegans

Il y a 15 jours
RickL Awrence
RickL Awrence

Or here's an idea...just eat the meat lol

Il y a 18 jours
Harsh Jain
Harsh Jain

That is actually true for western world There's meat in every food

Il y a 19 jours
Alberto Benítez
Alberto Benítez

S E C R E T M E A T

Il y a 23 jours
blue smurff
blue smurff

It's almost as if meat was naturaly part of humans alimentation..

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deku dono
deku dono

Whose the devil voice and why is he so funny ???

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Satya Venugopal
Satya Venugopal

The FEELZ. It's even worse for vegans. Secret dairy too :'(

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Tim Buktu
Tim Buktu

Anybody else up for a trip to Outback?

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David Gould
David Gould

lol what up Bridgett Greenberg in the background

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Krimson Klaww
Krimson Klaww

Fish technically can't feel pain. They don't have the physiological capacity for it. So for all my vegan bros, that sushi's on me bruh.

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Krimson Klaww
Krimson Klaww

@MattsLinky I don't get it.

Il y a 26 jours
L I L Y P A R K E R
L I L Y P A R K E R

As a vegetarian, this speaks to me on a spiritual level

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Gezi5
Gezi5

Vegetarian here

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David Milne
David Milne

Milk solids tho. They’re In everything😩

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Ashton Way
Ashton Way

what about the algae that inexplicably grows in my pool which is shocked monthly

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Kennty07
Kennty07

Feathers arent meat

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Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain

This stuff is still healthy to eat, like the cockroaches in that shit, and the feathers, just vegans don’t like it right???

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Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain

*FRESH APPLE MEAT* The food in coconuts are called meat

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Heymynamestreyandihavea Basketballgametomorrow
Heymynamestreyandihavea Basketballgametomorrow

Yay

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Corey
Corey

Why is Brennan doing a Roger Jackson impression?

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Dalton Matlow
Dalton Matlow

How bout you go in nature it start a garden idiots

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i am a great ape
i am a great ape

and thats why you should be a breatharian!

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KiwiLuvsPie MSM
KiwiLuvsPie MSM

We have veggie that taste like meat, but why not the other way around?

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odd_linx
odd_linx

I’m a vegetarian. .....I’m never eating again.

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Stranded73
Stranded73

Hey guess what's also in our vitamins and supplements?

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Annie70th
Annie70th

As a vegan, I am terrified.

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InitialPC
InitialPC

wait.. is any of this actually true though?

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Maverick Hargrave
Maverick Hargrave

Vegetarianism is the ultimate irony, it's either really cheap and high quality food from the grocery store, or really expensive industrial stuff with god knows what in it.

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anna mess
anna mess

Ya'll are laughing, but imagine being jewish :0

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1203927
1203927

PETA: *sweats nervously*

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DiabloMinero
DiabloMinero

PETA: is a group of evil dumbasses that deserves no one's respect, even if you're vegan for some bizarre reason.

Il y a 7 jours
Kumamon Satan :3
Kumamon Satan :3

Yall vegans just fakers.

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Lady Madonna
Lady Madonna

Kumamon Satan :3 well yeah this is funny and kind of relatable, but there are meat alternatives dude. This video kind of over exaggerated

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Bel Sheahan
Bel Sheahan

I just learnt off the main ones, like carmine (aka cochineal or E41) gelatine, shellac, lard, etc, etc, and if I’m still not sure I simply google the ingredient in question, or if I really need to, contact the brand (I’ve had to do so with Heinz, to ask them if the unlisted flavorings they mentioned were vegan, and got a helpful reply within half an hour explaining what they used, as well as having to contact a sugar company to ask if they filtered with bone char) it’s pretty easy once you get used to the names of possible ⚠️Secret Meat⚠️ 😂

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Constant Chaos
Constant Chaos

Guess who's having lentils and rice for dinner with rainwater

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ميم
ميم

You could have water at least!

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Luke Work
Luke Work

That chips looks like Illuminati

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Tim Kauer
Tim Kauer

I love stuff like this. My favorite is how there's a parts per million of rats and mice that is allowed in your grain. And don't get me started on insect parts.

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Leaf Child
Leaf Child

Suprise, vegans-

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Just-A-Guy
Just-A-Guy

I Secret Beat my Secret Meat

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Anirudh SilverKing
Anirudh SilverKing

I'm showing this to every vegans now

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Jack Daly
Jack Daly

Everybody googled lysine at 1:14. Also be happy because I didn't say " 👇 Who else googled lysine?'' ...................Oh wait..................

Il y a 2 mois
Traveling On a Shoestring
Traveling On a Shoestring

Recently went vegetarian 5 months ago and I keep being amazed by what contains animal byproducts. It's messed up.

Il y a 2 mois
JCTV
JCTV

Where is Adam Conover, he should have ruined this

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Ç Ř Ø Ņ Č H Man
Ç Ř Ø Ņ Č H Man

Eat grass, its vegan. You're welcome

Il y a 2 mois
Anmol Thakur
Anmol Thakur

come back to india...

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LargerOyster !
LargerOyster !

Secret meat sounds dirty when it really isn’t

Il y a 2 mois
Daniel Hu
Daniel Hu

Just have water

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antimatterdragon321
antimatterdragon321

Less meat.

Il y a 2 mois
First Name
First Name

there are no meat in fruits right?

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