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    The Late Show with Stephen ColbertThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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    The president's latest message about his handling of Hurricane Maria is quite possibly the worst string of words he's ever assembled.
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Grey Goose
Grey Goose

That beard makes you look like my dad.

Il y a 3 heures
Dana Osgood
Dana Osgood

Mad Dog Mattis? More like Deranged Dog Donald

Il y a 6 heures
Dorth Surreal
Dorth Surreal

Ornel ortiz, maybe the Porto Rican Mafia can do WHAT THE PUSSY ASS BUNCH OF PUTOS IN THE M3XICAN MAFIA CANT OR OR ARE TOO SCARED TO DO. BUNCH OF MEXICAN PUSSIES.

Il y a 18 heures
Dorth Surreal
Dorth Surreal

Trumps logic stay and drowned.

Il y a 18 heures
Quintusblake
Quintusblake

I miss the beard

Il y a jour
Jesus Ramos
Jesus Ramos

Public MORON#1

Il y a 8 jours
Larry Tyler
Larry Tyler

This is for all of you who hate Trump! I would enjoy watching you watch your mother get murdered by pulling out her intestines and forcing you to eat them ! I hope you have children who get burnt from a fire and not die so you can watch them suffer you worthless feces bacterial maggots

Il y a 9 jours
o Ravenn
o Ravenn

Is there a petition so this holy man doesn’t die?

Il y a 11 jours
jim thomas
jim thomas

Your host the walking tampon colbert

Il y a 12 jours
Jamie Fung
Jamie Fung

im here for the beard

Il y a 12 jours
Kayden Curtis
Kayden Curtis

B E A R D

Il y a 15 jours
Ram Prakash
Ram Prakash

Even Iran has a better president who is sensitive to effects of Natural disasters than Trump does...!!

Il y a 17 jours
Ram Prakash
Ram Prakash

Trumps idiocy: 1) Until 5 minutes into the show, people were laughing at trumps idiocy. As Stephen lists out more facts about trump 2) last 3 minutes people were just silent n outright horrified about the president they elected.

Il y a 17 jours
George Alderson
George Alderson

When do people stop laughing at idiocy and ignorance and begin to think of ways to take over the asylum?

Il y a 13 jours
Erica Wagoner
Erica Wagoner

I think the way they broadcasted that news story makes more sense. Why do people have to literally stand in dangerous weather to prove that it's super shitty outside somewhere else?

Il y a 17 jours
Scott Skidmore
Scott Skidmore

Orange Spincter to the rescue! GO ORANGE SPINCTER GO! Save us from the evils of COVFEFE!

Il y a 17 jours
Rey Marion Cabag
Rey Marion Cabag

benefit mankind at all..full of negatives...he is paid by people who wants chaos..look at him...he always and disrespect his own president..

Il y a 18 jours
Soprao
Soprao

lol

Il y a 19 jours
Google User
Google User

It's astonishing how people in the comments are despising Trump. Admitted he's nowhere near the finest leaders of the past, but don't forget, it's majority of you who elected him for the office and you can't stand him for a four year term? Guess what, Colbert is manipulating you just as craftily as Trump did in 2016. Is it that easy to influence the citizens of such great nation? Is not Trump doing what's best in the interest of making America great again? Americans are lucky to have a democratic setup with stable government. Widen your horizon and you'll see the hell people are going through in every corner of the world. Immigration issues in Europe, terrorism, facism, persecution and poverty in Middle-East Asia and Africa, Venezuelan crisis in Latin America. Good or bad, once you've made a decision, believe in it and live by it. A leader doesn't make a great army but the belief of the warriors in their leader. I'm not an American and I love Colbert's show but I cannot disregard my representative as long as he's a chosen one, and until I get to choose another one. America is great and its people got to believe in it. That's all.

Il y a 19 jours
Gigih Rahmatika
Gigih Rahmatika

Love the beard.

Il y a 23 jours
Dan Jakeway
Dan Jakeway

Neck Beardimus Minimix.

Il y a 23 jours
proud2bpagan
proud2bpagan

Yeeah...somehow I imagine if that much water coming at me,I don't think 'going' would be a problem..my tidy whities would go brown pretty quick

Il y a 25 jours
db
db

If you don’t like trumps tweets just ignore them ‘if you dare to’ ... Left Night Television.... SAD.. it’s unbearable now... let’s make late night TV GREAT AGAIN!!

Il y a 28 jours
shankara bhat
shankara bhat

When did Stephen grow a beard?

Il y a 29 jours
shankara bhat
shankara bhat

Why do Americans hate trump? I am not an American so curious.

Il y a 29 jours
William Ridge
William Ridge

What can you say, trump is an imbecile!

Il y a mois
George Alderson
George Alderson

...but powerful and world leader

Il y a 13 jours
Barney Potter
Barney Potter

Ya trump wouldn't think to be kind to the blind .spoken truely like a white supremacist

Il y a mois
Cave Canem
Cave Canem

White supremacists are the worst, man, everybody knows they should't be so discriminating against blind people

Il y a 28 jours
Barney Potter
Barney Potter

All the countries quoting death to America they can shut up now because Trump's killing us pretty good

Il y a mois
Barney Potter
Barney Potter

Wow I didn't catch that tweet he's Hitler like a really stupid Hitler .

Il y a mois
вυgxαr
вυgxαr

Trump looked at every evil cartoon president and thought "that could be me"

Il y a mois
Dante Boccarossa Jrr
Dante Boccarossa Jrr

we remember this

Il y a mois
Brie’s Thoughts
Brie’s Thoughts

Stephen can get it with that beard. 😉😉😉

Il y a mois
Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

We all know it could of been a different story

Il y a mois
Filipinator
Filipinator

Damn your funny! Subscribed

Il y a mois
Genevieve Broyles
Genevieve Broyles

I can't believe that there are actually people who support Trump. It makes me sick.

Il y a mois
George Alderson
George Alderson

+Jesus Ramos ...but popular and powerful unfortunately!

Il y a 8 jours
Jesus Ramos
Jesus Ramos

IGNORANT people following an IGNORANT small minded man.

Il y a 8 jours
George Alderson
George Alderson

It frightens me and I am thousands of miles away

Il y a 13 jours
Hannah
Hannah

That was mean about Secretary Mattis. But very funny all the same.

Il y a mois
Edward Clancy
Edward Clancy

3000 American citizens, let's see the death certificates.....

Il y a mois
Edward Clancy
Edward Clancy

Well I suppose death certificates would have been issued then.....right ?

Il y a mois
ALVIN PIERCE
ALVIN PIERCE

How does Stephen Colbert talk about qualified Senators when he had AOC on his show. And she's nothing but a stupid spoiled rich brat

Il y a mois
ALVIN PIERCE
ALVIN PIERCE

I don't know why people was so worried about Trump and hurricane Maria. We needed to be more worried about the corrupt government of Puerto Rico. But stupid people just let the truly evil pass the buck once again

Il y a mois
AwkwrdPrtMskrt
AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Searching for casualties is apparently a new concept to Trump.

Il y a mois
Ola Mo0n
Ola Mo0n

I love Stephan

Il y a 2 mois
miguel panta
miguel panta

Hans was inspired by Bruno.

Il y a 2 mois
Cecilia Moncada
Cecilia Moncada

Trump is saving us from disgraced Socialism.

Il y a 2 mois
Gloria Cook
Gloria Cook

JohnCook Australia 🇦🇺. How much extra tax refund did Don give you ? What he took more off you .

Il y a 2 mois
jane simmons
jane simmons

More than 3000 may have died in the Paradise fire.Why no investigation?

Il y a 2 mois
Johnny Pickup
Johnny Pickup

You know what they call someone who has glib and charm, and uses their smooth words and character to get people to really like and believe them, in order to get their malevolent way? That's called a sociopath. Also known as "Obama".

Il y a 2 mois
Jon sullivan
Jon sullivan

Whats the difference between trump and sarna ?

Il y a 2 mois
Puppet Prez
Puppet Prez

?

Il y a 2 mois
Tanya White
Tanya White

You know its bad when someone posts letters on a website and people get mad

Il y a 2 mois
amishrobots
amishrobots

Why is Colbert entirely monochromatic? Grey tie, grey beard, charcoal suit, black glasses.. etc. I mean he looks classy, no disrespect, I'm just fascinated: If I saw him on a b&w TV right now, he wouldn't look any different!

Il y a 2 mois
Patricia Gamber
Patricia Gamber

Trump is a chump of a punk!

Il y a 2 mois
Gloria Cook
Gloria Cook

.John Cook Australia 🇦🇺. Out just now February 2019 . Donald Trump is not an American born citizen . He was adopted into the Trump family to be used as a tax scam. . Yes his actual birth place was Chernobyl and this is where he became exposed to radiation poisoning. This is a debilitating disease and causes many strange symptoms. Skin discoloring,small hands bald head patches and for some weird reason not to be able to tell the truth. Illiteracy and very low IQ levels are always prevalent. Some patients have been known to claim that they know everything about everything. Some even declare themselves to be genius. Don’t let them anywhere near cats 🐈 as they are also grabbers of pussies .

Il y a 2 mois
Karen Shaub
Karen Shaub

In a contest to determine which is a more disgusting human being, Trump or Hitler, Trump wins hands down. He has a lifetime's worth of consistent behavior that gives him the edge.

Il y a 2 mois
Katrina Paton
Katrina Paton

When Stephen was reading out the tweet at the start I was like, "OMFG, I can't believe how good he looks with a beard."

Il y a 2 mois
John Here
John Here

What a crazy immoral thug! He will pay anyway. Soon 🔜

Il y a 2 mois
Mark Maben
Mark Maben

Shame on you Stephen for mocking President Trump the best President of United States. Let God arise and let his enemies be scattered!!!!

Il y a 2 mois
Jesus Ramos
Jesus Ramos

+Kevin Benderman Amen

Il y a 8 jours
Mark Maben
Mark Maben

+Kevin Benderman Billy Graham was a good Preacher, the best Preacher in the world.

Il y a mois
Mark Maben
Mark Maben

+Kevin Benderman now Hillary Clinton, she did spirit cooking and all other witch craft stuff, and her husband.....you know it. And now do you want support these people. President Trump prays daily to the lord to give him wisdom and knowledge, he is a good Christian

Il y a mois
Mark Maben
Mark Maben

+Kevin Benderman Billy Graham supported president Trump

Il y a mois
Mark Maben
Mark Maben

+Kevin Benderman some of your sources are fake

Il y a mois
vchip57
vchip57

Good thing General Mattis didn't see this.

Il y a 2 mois
Future USAF Freddie
Future USAF Freddie

steven has a beard now and he looks like a lumberjack

Il y a 2 mois
Donald Petkus
Donald Petkus

He’s a lumberjack. He’s okay.

Il y a mois
Jusst Jusst
Jusst Jusst

What is wrong with America? How can they have a president like Trump? Seriously?

Il y a 2 mois
Puppet Prez
Puppet Prez

Lots of people like him. I think it's because they're terrified of the scary "other" (aka anyone who isn't a white straight Christian) TBH

Il y a 2 mois
Zeus 1455
Zeus 1455

I haven't crossed into the USA since he took office and probably won't for a long time to come.

Il y a 2 mois
Zeus 1455
Zeus 1455

Ate you serious? Please tell me this is a just a joke. I cut off all American media bot long after trump took office and only saw this because my wife sent it to me. America please stop this man before the whole world thinks your all as dumb as him.

Il y a 2 mois
Puppet Prez
Puppet Prez

I think it might be too late for that...maybe we'll do a better job picking next time

Il y a 2 mois
Rachel Dewinata
Rachel Dewinata

I'm so sorry if this offends anyone. But anyone thought that he resembled Robert Downey Jr slightly? Eyes? Nose? Slightly similar face structure?

Il y a 2 mois
Jen Manbegrot
Jen Manbegrot

Why apologize a speak your mind... I think he look a bit with dark hair ;)

Il y a mois
knight night
knight night

Trump is dumb, Trump is lying, but what can you do about it? The democracy selected him. This is the problem of democracy, popularity wins, not capability.

Il y a 2 mois
Martijn Hover
Martijn Hover

Either a beard or a suit. Not both.

Il y a 2 mois
Allen Klein
Allen Klein

So kids I can't put food on table or roof over your head because we support a useless wall, that you lied about saying mexico will pay for it when I'm forcing American people by keeping them hostage and taking there paycheck

Il y a 2 mois
Nerva xD
Nerva xD

Wtf there are more german names than Hans or Müller. Also wirklich ist ja auch egal LoL 😂

Il y a 3 mois
Jesus Ramos
Jesus Ramos

Ich bin muda

Il y a 8 jours
Alice Willoughby
Alice Willoughby

I just can't imagine how he got people to vote for him! It's crazy!

Il y a 3 mois
Puppet Prez
Puppet Prez

Loads of people want him elected AGAIN. There's some serious mental gymnastics going on out there

Il y a 2 mois
isse roble
isse roble

I want you to know something little man those things walking around you are glorious designs of mine you treat them like pawns I am the chess master and you can’t out play the Chess master so fix yourself I have so many ways to get around you you’re middle name is a j so I find your temperature very very adorable your picking a match with the game you set the difficulty I am god level you’ll meet the other levels. Secretary level. Butler level. Officer level. Senator level. President level. I am God level. There’s an infinite enumerable levels between us. Pick the one that you can handle because nobody can out handle God. Creation.

Il y a 3 mois
isse roble
isse roble

Your a less than human moving mass of filth

Il y a 3 mois
isse roble
isse roble

Your my favorite bunch of lying ungrateful fake dead people

Il y a 3 mois
Frøx Frøx
Frøx Frøx

Orange man bad. Donland Droompf bad. Fake hair. Diversity is our greatest strength. Traps R Gay.

Il y a 3 mois
j en
j en

you should change the name of your "country" to CLOWNLAND

Il y a 3 mois
Paul Burns
Paul Burns

One more demonstration by Drumpf, to prove he was was conceived via "Anal Intercourse " !!!

Il y a 3 mois
Dee Elo
Dee Elo

Soooooo hysterically funny OMG. How do u do it?

Il y a 3 mois
Pia Rossi
Pia Rossi

He is a selfish monster cares nothing about Americans just The power he gets being the fake presidents that wants the second term with the stupid wall

Il y a 3 mois
Jesus Ramos
Jesus Ramos

Let's not make the same mistake again

Il y a 8 jours
Michael Kelligan
Michael Kelligan

I see you have a cushion for cocksucking on your face Stephen, and its white too......you've been busy! 😂

Il y a 3 mois
PAPA Giarnella
PAPA Giarnella

Hahahabahahahaa

Il y a 3 mois
ZW XIAO
ZW XIAO

Colbert looks better with beard😀

Il y a 3 mois
Home Love
Home Love

I really love Colbert's new look - he should have kept it. The suit is STYLISH! Love the color palette and how it matches his beard. He should have splurged on a new pair of not-brown specs and that would have made the look perfect. Looking like this, he gives off an 'Iron Man' vibe. And RD rocks as Iron Man 😚

Il y a 3 mois
Thought for the Day
Thought for the Day

Callous without ambiguity, Trump is a disgrace!

Il y a 3 mois
Wajahat Shah
Wajahat Shah

Like your style when u read Tramp tweets

Il y a 3 mois
Phoebus Apollo
Phoebus Apollo

Annnnnnnd he fired Mattis. Oof

Il y a 3 mois
Pablo Gonzalez
Pablo Gonzalez

Colbert is the best... Can't stopping watching all these clips on Trump HAHA

Il y a 3 mois
David Edwards
David Edwards

Hearing her talking about the water coming up her shins reminds me of the way to tell the difference between Pros and Poetry. It is a simple verse. "There was a little girl, who was really just a Runt. She was standing in the water that reached up to her knees". That is Pros. When the water get's deeper it will become poetry.

Il y a 4 mois
Lizzyloohoo12
Lizzyloohoo12

Don't you mean Prose, not Pros? No hate, that's just what I've heard, so now i'm confused.

Il y a 3 mois
Phương Linh Trần Lê
Phương Linh Trần Lê

I knew about Obama at the same time i knew about social network like Facebook and Twitter (i’m young lol). At the time, i wish the politicians in my country were that cool, or at least cool enough to have social network account. Then there’s Trump, i’m like i’m okay now, they’re cool

Il y a 4 mois
glointhedark11323
glointhedark11323

Pff. All the likers of this video need a red pill. Fake news is confusing you under a guile.

Il y a 4 mois
janning schrotter
janning schrotter

Trump is not wrong Total fatalities: 3,057 not just in Puerto Rico but in over 20 locations some of them not even us territories.  Under Bush They Evan Show the US casualties divided.  1,836 total Not including Haiti or the DR unlike the 3,057 which does.

Il y a 4 mois
65wiseman
65wiseman

Did Trump ever take English in school?

Il y a 4 mois
65wiseman
65wiseman

Trump has brought so much unintended laughter to the world. The undisputed king of comedy. He probably does most of his tweets while sitting on the can.

Il y a 4 mois
Rachel Danielle Fleming
Rachel Danielle Fleming

The Mueller Investigation is the reason I can sleep at night. Robert Mueller is probably a hero.

Il y a 4 mois
Meganesia Shan
Meganesia Shan

Colbert 'the chin hawk..

Il y a 4 mois
Proxima Centauri
Proxima Centauri

LOVE YOU STEVE COLBERT....for the first few minutes after the Moses departs the sea part. After that, new writers NEEDED. OR else you MUST BE INSANE.

Il y a 4 mois
Mr MEMé
Mr MEMé

Grey Beard, Blakk Hair. .. How ¿¿¿¿

Il y a 4 mois
daMirko
daMirko

Despite the fact, that this is something everybody should be ashamed of, i wanna bring something different up... I'm from germany, but i always like, when there are jokes about germans and when there's somebody trying to speak german or is imitating an accent, to pretend being german 😂 It's funny as hell and i don't feel insulted or offended by that...don't stop that 😄 🤗 We have enough idiots in our country, that still claim this is a german only place and they're extremely proud being german...those morons really need to get rid of thoughts like that and start gettin' easy & funny again...mostly about themselves...😤 If you can't laugh about yourself, you better get lost...and don't start or join any serious conversation, where sarcastic comments may pop up... 🤗 ...thanx...i know, this was out of context...

Il y a 4 mois
P Lucas
P Lucas

Well...there IS a difference between died in/during the hurricane and died from the conditions which resulted from the hurricane. Many people died from THE EFFECTS of the hurricane but not actually DURING the hurricane. This distinction is beyond the miniscule reasoning powers of President Turnip.

Il y a 4 mois
RUTH JOELL
RUTH JOELL

I just don’t understand how Americans. are letting this imbecile still run the country,, he’s dangerous , the only thing he’s interested in is himself, he’s power mad .... just get ride of him, he’s broken nearly every law , and he’s still standing ,! Just lock him up were he can do no more harm. ......

Il y a mois
RUTH JOELL
RUTH JOELL

Eeu

Il y a mois
Quentin Moon
Quentin Moon

Boy he goes out of his way to make himself look like a fool sometimes doesn't he?

Il y a 4 mois
Donovan Fölscher
Donovan Fölscher

Democrats should boycott Twitter since it is now a political tool used to spread hate

Il y a 4 mois
Lelynn Miller
Lelynn Miller

I luv how well he imitates him 😄😆😅

Il y a 4 mois
Lelynn Miller
Lelynn Miller

Republicans & Democrats.... Like its the new age *Bloods & Crips* (only WORSE) 🙇 RealityTV/SoapOpera... I don't really follow politics but I do have opinions. 🙅So I did vote. I tried to vote AGAINST him tho 🙅 . Not necessarily cuz I wanted Hilary, I just didn't want HIM❗ (It work when I voted against Romney) Look what happend last time we had a Republican President 🙄 I was worried😟. Republicans always seem to wanna argue if that can't convince every1 to agree wit them. 😕 Maybe next election he'll go away. Or maybe he'll rig that 1 too. 🙄 C how Hilary didn't get all butt hurt when she lost.... 🤔 I bet if roles were reversed he'd b asking for a recount from every state. I think its bullsh!t too that it looked like they didnt even finish counting them in Michigan. 😒

Il y a 4 mois
Josue Pina
Josue Pina

This thing is scary.

Il y a 4 mois
Josue Pina
Josue Pina

The word for it is reapers.

Il y a 4 mois

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