Women Have Too Many Options. Rex Havens

nigeriansista
nigeriansista

He did really good! 👏👏👏

Il y a 21 heure
Pomptential
Pomptential

10 units of woman 😂

Il y a 22 heures
Amy Paige
Amy Paige

I told my husband that my bridesmaid dress was periwinkle and he (wasn't really listening up to this point) turned and said "who's Harry Winkle?"

Il y a 23 heures
Brenna A
Brenna A

He reminds me of George Carlin the way he lists off items.

Il y a 3 jours
Joanne Sincere
Joanne Sincere

Fem-a-meter...0 vs 00...lmbo! Give this man a trophy. He gets the grand prize for just knowing all the colors, shoe types, and clothing sizes...😂😂😂 Lol.

Il y a 3 jours
Gabriella Martin
Gabriella Martin

His style reminds me of George Carlin

Il y a 4 jours
Abigail Fuentes
Abigail Fuentes

1:57 *_hit or miss?_*

Il y a 4 jours
Fluffy Giraffe
Fluffy Giraffe

His intonations, grimaces and rapid-fire word listing are practically copied from George Carlin. But he does a good job of it - it's funny!

Il y a 4 jours
jokermann100
jokermann100

Men have work boots, dress boots, and regular boots and one pair of sneakers if we decide to exercise which probably ain't going to happen.

Il y a 5 jours
The Crazy Gamer Zeroxus
The Crazy Gamer Zeroxus

I love Rex Havens! He is definitely one of my favourite Dry Bar Comedians.

Il y a 5 jours
Angelena Pulis
Angelena Pulis

This is too hilarious!!!

Il y a 6 jours
MIchael C
MIchael C

Remember Eve ...

Il y a 6 jours
Brittney McHaley
Brittney McHaley

He is good. Definitely a student of George Carlin. That’s cool.

Il y a 6 jours
brandon lantier
brandon lantier

I knew all of that, it amazes me how some men can live with women their entire lives and not know this 😳

Il y a 6 jours
TheApostleofRock
TheApostleofRock

Wow i never realized this before, but he is so Carlin-esque. He even stands like him

Il y a 7 jours
WoodyTables
WoodyTables

This guy has head a lot of George Carlin no doubt about it.

Il y a 7 jours
Abigail Moore
Abigail Moore

I'm a size 00 literally got up at 4am to cook a full meal cause 6 hours is way too long to go without food when you have zero body fat 😭😭

Il y a 7 jours
Chandra The Strange
Chandra The Strange

My love for George Carlin has found another home. /me salutes you.

Il y a 7 jours
Tori R.
Tori R.

This joke was stolen...

Il y a 7 jours
Kirsten Kook
Kirsten Kook

Sounds like George Carlins type of delivery. I can appreciate that!

Il y a 8 jours
Avery Baglio
Avery Baglio

Definitely has studied George Carlin!!!

Il y a 8 jours
Sherloid Bai
Sherloid Bai

Wimin are bizarre.

Il y a 8 jours
Akid Myself
Akid Myself

Woman here, didn't know what periwinkle looked like until I googled it. . . just now.

Il y a 8 jours
Chaz Spellman
Chaz Spellman

Can you imagine if George Carlin didn’t say F every quarter second haha this guy can!

Il y a 8 jours
Meghan Kearns
Meghan Kearns

Slightly offensive, but very true and hilariously told! He’s great!

Il y a 8 jours
CJ Meiko
CJ Meiko

Old style delivery with relevant laughs

Il y a 8 jours
Queenie Lizzie
Queenie Lizzie

I like a lot of Dry Bar stuff, but this guys WINS. Every clip is gold.

Il y a 8 jours
tmward515
tmward515

Getting a lot of Carlin vibes from this guy.

Il y a 8 jours
Caroline Lala
Caroline Lala

It's worth it to become a lesbian and a lot cheaper. I could buy a house and my partner wouldn't care if I'm a certain way or not. I would could own a house, have great self esteem, more time and less of a headache. Yes, I know periwinkle and that's funny but it's more about being an artist than a woman as far as those products he's right. Love to this guy, Rex Havens, for getting it and being funny with it. :) . They keep changing the sizes on us in many companies and make us try things on, crop our pants, our shirts, make things see through and it sucks and sometimes it's hard to find a white shirt, so I go to the men's store and have it altered. 0_o

Il y a 8 jours
TheRedGameboy
TheRedGameboy

Based on the title, I thought this was gonna be about dating.

Il y a 8 jours
goldenManticore
goldenManticore

So reminiscent of George Carlin. Love it

Il y a 9 jours
Avver DK Mikji FD
Avver DK Mikji FD

He Carlin'd very well

Il y a 9 jours
Joms The Jom Theff
Joms The Jom Theff

Man idek what size I am. Yellow, maybe? Square? F? 69? 420? Idk. If it fits when I wear it, it's fine.

Il y a 9 jours
S Avlis
S Avlis

😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😆😆😆😆

Il y a 9 jours
Mike Morbuk
Mike Morbuk

He married, a high- maintenance one.

Il y a 9 jours
Oxnate
Oxnate

Reminds me of George Carlin in a good way.

Il y a 9 jours
Leah Patek
Leah Patek

He’s got George Carlin’s rhythm

Il y a 9 jours
Wysteria Herr
Wysteria Herr

Is it weird that i find this man incredibly sexy?

Il y a 9 jours
Nebulous Infinity
Nebulous Infinity

Honestly, he's extremely accurate. I can only hope in my wildest dreams that women's clothing will switch to the system they use for men's clothing. Cuz I am sick to DEATH of one brand of pants telling me that I'm a size 6/7, and another telling me I wear size 11. Which is it?! I don't even know my true size! And shirts are the same way!

Il y a 9 jours
MrGamerman001
MrGamerman001

This guy is on Carlin's level.

Il y a 9 jours
ArchAngelSlayer1
ArchAngelSlayer1

His delivery instantly reminds me of Carlin's style

Il y a 9 jours
Curtis Lee Cancino
Curtis Lee Cancino

This dude took notes from George Carlin on how to make lists hilarious.

Il y a 9 jours
Udrea Victor
Udrea Victor

This guy reminds me a bit of a George Carlin bit :D

Il y a 9 jours
V. Hansen
V. Hansen

I only know because of crayons.

Il y a 9 jours
Jimi Prairiefire
Jimi Prairiefire

Sounds a lot like carlin

Il y a 9 jours
Alexis Jankowski
Alexis Jankowski

Ten units of woman

Il y a 9 jours
Crystal Schraw
Crystal Schraw

you forgot the color "macaroni and cheese"

Il y a 9 jours
J Archer
J Archer

Don't get him started on nail polish details

Il y a 9 jours
Giovanny Ramirez
Giovanny Ramirez

When did Jo Koy get old so fast?!

Il y a 9 jours
Lynsey Moat
Lynsey Moat

The only thing they have in common is the bald head though...

Il y a 8 jours
Miguel Borja
Miguel Borja

Very George Carlin-esque

Il y a 9 jours
Zoe Du Jour
Zoe Du Jour

I'm a 00. :/

Il y a 9 jours
silverdragon122
silverdragon122

...There's seriously a double 0? Why the hell do women need all these options? Pure madness.

Il y a 10 jours
Biggie Baby
Biggie Baby

Simp.

Il y a 10 jours
Grand Pa
Grand Pa

Awesome 👏🏻

Il y a 10 jours
Rising Phoenix
Rising Phoenix

This is code to keep men out of the conversation

Il y a 10 jours
Lily Sanchez
Lily Sanchez

He is so on point about women's sizes, we dont even understand them!

Il y a 10 jours
Ravenleaf182
Ravenleaf182

+Primalxbeast I'm just saying, femimeter sounds like it should be a measurement of something, doesn't necessarily need to be about clothing sizes.

Il y a 2 jours
Primalxbeast
Primalxbeast

Ravenleaf182 Or maybe women should just suck it up and deal with their sizes in real measurements. I'm a woman and I just buy men's shorts with the nice added bonus of having large enough pockets to never need a purse.

Il y a 2 jours
Lily Sanchez
Lily Sanchez

+Ravenleaf182 the measurement of woman's approval maybe? Like "those boots are a 1000 femimeters girl!" Or "honey, your hair style is 2 femimeter look. Did you even try?"

Il y a 7 jours
Ravenleaf182
Ravenleaf182

As a guy, I am unsure how to well this goes over, but I think femimeter should be an actual measurement for something. I don't know what, but it sounds like it should be.

Il y a 7 jours
Lily Sanchez
Lily Sanchez

He's clever and funny

Il y a 10 jours
C Sky
C Sky

5x bigger than a 2 🤣🤣🤣 I Love this guy!!!

Il y a 10 jours
Chew Chew Train
Chew Chew Train

He's channeling George Carlin. Not doin' badly at that, too!

Il y a 10 jours
Doss Survival
Doss Survival

The top of this guys head looks like "the rock" the bottom half looks like Larry David

Il y a 10 jours
Fredrick Mboma
Fredrick Mboma

George Carlin reborn.

Il y a 10 jours
N Walker
N Walker

George Carlin looks different in this one

Il y a 10 jours
theskeletonfairy
theskeletonfairy

10 lady pieces

Il y a 10 jours
bee
bee

you telling me this isn't steve wilkos?

Il y a 10 jours
al videos
al videos

femimeters XD

Il y a 10 jours
Antonia Hynes
Antonia Hynes

Brilliant! 😂

Il y a 10 jours
Christy B
Christy B

0 & 00 ...reminds me of my Coty setting powder: Translucent & Extra Translucent (Or as I like to call it, "See Through & Extra See Through". 😊)

Il y a 10 jours
Professor B.
Professor B.

This guy was really good. Even if you don't like his style of comedy, which i do, you can see he's got talent

Il y a 10 jours
dennis
dennis

My first and only "saved as favorite" DBC bit. Reminds me of Carlin. He made every second creatively funny. Genius.

Il y a 10 jours
Bryan Miller
Bryan Miller

This why when I want online and eventually met my wife, I purposely looked for women that nearly never wear makeup at all and doesn’t care much for shoes If you like makeup and shoe shopping, you’re not for me

Il y a 10 jours
Dragon Curve Enthusiast
Dragon Curve Enthusiast

There was a great shoe commercial on German-language television once. A woman said: "We don't have many shoes. We only have pumps, stilettos, flats, sandals, ... (continues listing kinds of shoes for what feels like minutes). And we only have one pair of those each.... per colour of course" 😄 Feels like he saw that commercial and used it

Il y a 10 jours
Stephen Sullivan
Stephen Sullivan

*too. In the description

Il y a 10 jours
Reegs G
Reegs G

I was a size 0 until I got taller now I’m a size four lol

Il y a 10 jours
522nibbles
522nibbles

I didn't know what periwinkle was and I am a woman. Not only that I call all my shoes, shoes.

Il y a 10 jours
Rusty Shackleford
Rusty Shackleford

This was the most odd "TED Talk" ever

Il y a 10 jours
Patricia Offer
Patricia Offer

Give me a clear lake, warm weather, people around, a swimsuit, nail clippers, and a wide-toothed comb.

Il y a 10 jours
Chris S.
Chris S.

"Sadly for men, one choice too many." :D

Il y a 10 jours
pilanceboil
pilanceboil

I've been married 16 years and didn't know this stuff. FANTASTIC!!! he needs MORE views!! Great job

Il y a 10 jours
benberkovic
benberkovic

lol, this dude has watched way too much George Carlin, he actually thinks he is him! :P

Il y a 10 jours
Audrey French
Audrey French

Oh my goodness, so funny! Women's sizes are pretty crazy. The inches strategy would work a lot better!

Il y a 10 jours
Guess Who
Guess Who

George Carlin....??

Il y a 10 jours
Böckin
Böckin

Wow congratulations on exactly copying George Carlin... next.

Il y a 10 jours
bridget renee
bridget renee

He stole Carlin’s entire shtick.

Il y a 10 jours
Lindsay Goodwin
Lindsay Goodwin

I don't know what an esprdril is. But I know all the colors ;)

Il y a 10 jours
Carol Melancon
Carol Melancon

"Sadly for men, one choice too many." So true for my husband :)

Il y a 10 jours
Susan S
Susan S

Not only are men's clothing sizes simpler, they are much more customized and precise. Men's pants are by the waist size AND by length. Dress shirts are by the neck size and sleeve length. You don't find that kind of customization in women's clothing -- except in bra sizes.

Il y a 10 jours
Linzee Gair
Linzee Gair

Absolutely brilliant. His pace and timing are amazing! That last joke was everything!

Il y a 10 jours
Bilal Najjar
Bilal Najjar

He pulled a Georgy Carlin in this set.

Il y a 10 jours
Mawi Simte
Mawi Simte

Hahhaha

Il y a 10 jours
Miche.
Miche.

meh too old school reference that no one cares anymore about.

Il y a 10 jours
Cherry Blossom Chaos
Cherry Blossom Chaos

Rex from Rex Kwon Do here after his karate class failed

Il y a 10 jours
Sarah Doan
Sarah Doan

“All we know is when you got a flat, you need a pump....every woman knows periwinkle, duh, 8 colors form the big fat crayon box from 1st grade, we lost 6 of them, we’re down to black and brown.”’

Il y a 10 jours
gorilla glue
gorilla glue

I only know what periwinkle is because of the movie "Joe's Apartment".

Il y a 10 jours
M Simmon
M Simmon

Just a copy of every George Carlin routine. RIP

Il y a 10 jours
mareir
mareir

Oh, this is great. 😆

Il y a 10 jours
Chillin with Dylan
Chillin with Dylan

Bravo, Rex! 👏🏻👏🏻👍👍😆😆✌

Il y a 10 jours
whiskyonaplain
whiskyonaplain

This guy is hilarious!

Il y a 10 jours
Flabber Gasted
Flabber Gasted

This guy does his research! I'm genuinely surprised he knew so much!

Il y a 10 jours
Heghineh Galstian
Heghineh Galstian

very carlin-esque!

Il y a 10 jours
AwesomeGoCrazy
AwesomeGoCrazy

He needs to be a rapper...

Il y a 10 jours

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