Women Have Too Many Options. Rex Havens

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    Women have to many options, so let us make things simpler for you. Watch "Women And Children First by Rex Havens @ www.drybarcomedy.com/rex

James White
James White

Men don’t just have shoes.... we have boots too. I have four pair. Two in black and two in browns...

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Girl gone Wise
Girl gone Wise

This guy has is using George Carlin’s material....not cool.

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Ninad Pathak
Ninad Pathak

An exact replica of George Carlin's style!

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Kara Wimberly
Kara Wimberly

The text at the bottom moving constantly like that is really distracting tbh. Just leave the full text on the screen or flash it at the beginning & end. There’s no reason for it to keep switching like that, makes me want to click away.

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MARTINA KACOVA
MARTINA KACOVA

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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t0h5426
t0h5426

This guy should be a rapper. He speaks incredibly fast.

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Notch Johnson
Notch Johnson

George Carlin remix

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floww bucket
floww bucket

😂😂

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215mookies
215mookies

Double 0??? Lmao

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215mookies
215mookies

Lmmfao!!!!!!!

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Tawakalt Oseni
Tawakalt Oseni

He's great at listing stufff

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Leah Raji
Leah Raji

I cried from laughing at this

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naxel37
naxel37

Very funny.

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Latoya M.
Latoya M.

My husband not only rolls out of bed looking less disheveled than me he even sleeps handsomly. Yes, I hate him😹..

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Rock Roll
Rock Roll

I like this guy.

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ralph sampson
ralph sampson

I'm worried. I know what color periwinkle is. Does that mean I'm gay?!

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TheHereticAnthem20
TheHereticAnthem20

He's heavily inspired by Carlin, but adds his own flair to the act and manages to pull it off. Refreshing and great!

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Spooky Boyy
Spooky Boyy

Kinda funny, my engagement ended over this sort of thing Ten million questions and not one of them interesting or relevant Couldn’t do it

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Inisfad
Inisfad

10 femimeters......funny!

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Stefan The Cannon
Stefan The Cannon

So there is a double zero size. Wow that is crazy.

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206Zelda
206Zelda

Oh God I bust a gut!!

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Bird Kooistra
Bird Kooistra

AAAWesome -ness -elly -ota - ly -s -ed -ola -ply ....

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IntrepidFraidyCat
IntrepidFraidyCat

He's awesome! So funny! 👍🤣

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Arianna Joseph
Arianna Joseph

Haha this is great! I'm actually 000 (20/21inches around the waist) so this is hilarious and relatable.

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AdroitWaterBear
AdroitWaterBear

Rex Havens is cute and funny.

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Ariana Moxie Loving
Ariana Moxie Loving

Hilarious.

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irma adyatni mawardi
irma adyatni mawardi

I'm a double zero petite (american size, I'm size S in any other part of the world), this makes me ROTFL

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Stephanie Antoinette
Stephanie Antoinette

I'm a zero.... so I ate a carrot last week. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Bobbin
Bobbin

carlin wanna be

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Jesse D
Jesse D

Anyone else got reminded of George Carlin’s style?

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Gabriel Oconitrillo
Gabriel Oconitrillo

I've learned a lot from this. More impressive than learning about a double zero size...women have moisturizer and a DEHYDRATOR! If it wasn't for Bill Burr's video on discovering lotion at 33 years of age I wouldn't know about it either.

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Wendi Watson
Wendi Watson

👏🤔😲😀

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DishmanT
DishmanT

They haven't been called pumps since the 80s

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Griff c
Griff c

His flow is like George Carlin.

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UltimateDorito
UltimateDorito

Lots of George Carlin in this guy. This was good to hear.

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Suz
Suz

Hilarious

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ratjockey
ratjockey

Hey there George Carlin

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Luke Kennedy
Luke Kennedy

George Carlin much? Funny guy though

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vegas rebel
vegas rebel

I see some Carlin in his delivery...love it

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Newer Account
Newer Account

An espadrille is what she got so she do t have to worry about working late

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Vanya Tsurkan
Vanya Tsurkan

The "pft! Black and Brown!" Had me dead 😂😂😂😂

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J Gunnels
J Gunnels

I learned a lot by watching this 6 min. video.

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samanthasoto21
samanthasoto21

Today on I leaned I'm a man. I have on pair of shoes. No make up and 4 shirts I wear with jeans.

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Rix Pix
Rix Pix

Jeff Allen's long lost brother?

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user used
user used

This man is hysterical.

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J Scho
J Scho

He nailed me on the shoes and the make up. Lol

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Jodi-Ann Burrell
Jodi-Ann Burrell

What's lip shadow? Seriously

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Nelson Robert Willis
Nelson Robert Willis

😗💬 "I'd like to see something in a nothing." 😨💭⁉ 😗💬 "You know... 0 femimeters." 🗨😩 "Duh... you're a nun?" 😗🗯 "I'm a none, not a nun!" 😆💭 L.O.L.!!!

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IAmChosen ThePoet
IAmChosen ThePoet

Obviously one part of the body is a desert, and the other must be a swamp😂😂😂😂

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Little Squishie
Little Squishie

If you want to learn more about colours watch the first 10-15 minutes of Joseph and the amazing Technicolor dream coat xD that's where I learnt it from

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Zafire Shadows
Zafire Shadows

Apparently I suck at being a woman. I don't know colors or makeup. I just know what is clean and how to put my hair into a ponytail. I am who I am. Love me or hate me, I don't care. At least my face isn't a lie.

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Jeff Kenney
Jeff Kenney

Size... Double... Zero? Mother of God

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Johnny Darvall
Johnny Darvall

George Carlin knockoff

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Gooch
Gooch

He ripped off George Carlins delivery.

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Dave BB
Dave BB

I love how comics try to get women to love them by saying what they want to hear. Telling a woman they are physically and mentally equal to men ? I ve dated women that cant open a pickle jar and don’t know how to change a tire.

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Ambi Cahira
Ambi Cahira

He never said physically, just mentally.

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Gustavo Alvarez Montero
Gustavo Alvarez Montero

Actually, men's shoes include Oxfods, Derbys, Brogues, Monk Straps, Loafers, Chukkas, Chelsea Boots, Slip-ons, Sneakers, Sandals...

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nicolethepotato
nicolethepotato

I get some SERIOUS George Carlin vibes from him. Wow

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Jean Vignes
Jean Vignes

Brilliantly funny. I have to admit that I have amused myself before by using periwinkle in a discussion about favorite colors just to befuddle my male friends. Also cerulean, aubergine, and carmine.

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kjggames
kjggames

Very Carlinesque

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Becca L
Becca L

And double 00, xs, xxs, xsp hahaha

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Denise W.
Denise W.

He's a quick learner!😃

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reflectionsbydon
reflectionsbydon

But men have 3 hair styles....... Parted.... Unparted..... And Departed.....

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sunflowerdaesi
sunflowerdaesi

this was spot on lmao

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Justin Gardner
Justin Gardner

It makes as much sense as wire guage. But zero is the biggest. Unless you include, 00, 000, and 0000.

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Lauren Escarcha
Lauren Escarcha

FeMeters needs to be a thing

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Marshall Hunter
Marshall Hunter

Talent stacked up in a suit

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Sketch Masterson
Sketch Masterson

This dude could be a rapper with how fast he can spit out verse.

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Marieda Parellio
Marieda Parellio

You must follow the safe handling instructions when dealing with units of woman. It's the most powerful substance in the world ;)

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Neil Hess
Neil Hess

Carlin-esque. Awesome!

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Jen Tuesday
Jen Tuesday

If men really only knew black and brown and, “shoes”, then all the shoe companies, Nike, adidas, Reebok, sperry, all the fancier brands, would’ve gone out of business loooong ago.

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Sam McNaughton
Sam McNaughton

This was unreal.

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You Remind Me of the Babe
You Remind Me of the Babe

Rex: "What's smaller than zero?" Me: "Toddler." Rex: "Double zero." Me: "Oh, you mean newborn."

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Stefan Herns
Stefan Herns

So True!

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Wendi Watson
Wendi Watson

the amazing guy who says the colors crazy fast . how about an auction speaker guy . that'd be his calling or rapper. 😀

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TheFirBall
TheFirBall

My crayon life theory is similar Men 8 to 11 crayons maybe 24. Women 64 to 128

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Amy Gilliam
Amy Gilliam

He is George Carlin-esq?

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Angie Wendt
Angie Wendt

Ripping of George Carlin a little, but Carlin was good. So works...

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PharbZ Lee
PharbZ Lee

Is this me or this guy sounds (and acts) awfully like late George Carlin ?

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Little Joe
Little Joe

Not all women’s lives are that complicated.

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Armando Testa
Armando Testa

Anyone else thought he was going to say -1 instead of double 0?

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thedanoi
thedanoi

i'm impressed

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Samuel Robertson
Samuel Robertson

Steve!

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NappaTheProducer
NappaTheProducer

Dude if I did this I'd have steam coming out of my ears and collapsing into the chair telling one of the guys in the front row to count to 30 for me so I get some freaking rest

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Sir Footinmouth
Sir Footinmouth

No women have too many bad options! Lol

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Angie P
Angie P

the one you missed was spike heels. almost every man know that one, lol!

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Sara Douglas
Sara Douglas

I'm a 32-30 in pants. I carry tape measure with me for girl sizing.

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DIG65
DIG65

I like him, he’s hilarious and did his research. I had no idea there was a double 0

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Jay Bhargav
Jay Bhargav

This guy could nail Rap God

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Kathy Young
Kathy Young

He’s right. Women’s sizes are ego trips. In the sixties, the pattern companies changed the numbers on sizes, trading down several numbers to pander to egos. Clothing manufacturers followed suit. Then ignorant people scoffed that Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14, and women felt better in their size 12s. Marilyn’s 14 would probably be today’s 6. I wore an 8, and the measurements on dress patterns now mean I’d have been in a size 2 in new sizing. Women are not skinnier now. The manufacturers just changed the numbers to appeal to ego, and women went for brands that made them appear thinner by using a smaller number. High school girls look fatter than my generation was, but the numbers make it appear otherwise. Smoke and mirrors.

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Lizzie Allen
Lizzie Allen

I remember on Laverne and Shirley their dress sizes were I think 8 and 10, and they were scrawny.

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Matthew Stinar
Matthew Stinar

I'm not sure the systematic torture and abuse of a gender is a laughing matter. Ladies, it's up to you whether you shave or wear makeup, but please stop putting things on your feet that destroy your body.

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Eleanor Tischler
Eleanor Tischler

Laughing about it helps people remember and talk about it

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Jan Rupelli
Jan Rupelli

Amazing performace jesus...

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Shaun Hensley
Shaun Hensley

Men have workboots

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AK
AK

Somewhere Carlin is smiling :) Love this guy!!

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Sam Oyler
Sam Oyler

I love the audience engagement in this. It makes it all the more accurate when I can picture periwinkle in my mind and I knew he was going to mention size 00.

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Alejandro Worldpeace
Alejandro Worldpeace

Ok I'm literally at 1:01 and you just went through your run of name sub category shoe titles. And man.... That was such an awesome piece, and the crowd butchered it. I'm sorry you had to go through that man

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Joe Vicarious
Joe Vicarious

Something in a nothing... good stuff

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John w
John w

10 femimeters! I'm dying here!!! Lol! :-D Thats my new standard for trying to find a wife, how many femimeters she is!!! Lol!

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Phoenix Ultimate
Phoenix Ultimate

I know periwinkle and I'm a guy... and not married. Might just be cause I'm a graphics designer..

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t0h5426
t0h5426

You have one of the best jobs ever! I love to draw and design things, but my heart lies with criminal justice.

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Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth
Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth

Same I'm an artist and I know so many dang colors and my fashion is simple XD

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Robert Kopp
Robert Kopp

Matthew Stinar yes. But hex is for womens' fashion choices. We men have fewer options, only octal.

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Matthew Stinar
Matthew Stinar

Sometimes I wish we could all just refer to colors in hex rather than have such an absurd number of names for blue.

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damian kajzer
damian kajzer

Thats so George Carlin-esque!

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nigeriansista
nigeriansista

He did really good! 👏👏👏

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