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Dry Bar Comedy
Women have to many options, so let us make things simpler for you. Watch "Women And Children First by Rex Havens @ www.drybarcomedy.com/rex
Men don’t just have shoes.... we have boots too. I have four pair. Two in black and two in browns...
This guy has is using George Carlin’s material....not cool.
An exact replica of George Carlin's style!
The text at the bottom moving constantly like that is really distracting tbh. Just leave the full text on the screen or flash it at the beginning & end. There’s no reason for it to keep switching like that, makes me want to click away.
This guy should be a rapper. He speaks incredibly fast.
George Carlin remix
Double 0??? Lmao
He's great at listing stufff
I cried from laughing at this
My husband not only rolls out of bed looking less disheveled than me he even sleeps handsomly. Yes, I hate him😹..
I like this guy.
I'm worried. I know what color periwinkle is. Does that mean I'm gay?!
He's heavily inspired by Carlin, but adds his own flair to the act and manages to pull it off. Refreshing and great!
Kinda funny, my engagement ended over this sort of thing Ten million questions and not one of them interesting or relevant Couldn’t do it
So there is a double zero size. Wow that is crazy.
Oh God I bust a gut!!
AAAWesome -ness -elly -ota - ly -s -ed -ola -ply ....
He's awesome! So funny! 👍🤣
Haha this is great! I'm actually 000 (20/21inches around the waist) so this is hilarious and relatable.
Rex Havens is cute and funny.
I'm a double zero petite (american size, I'm size S in any other part of the world), this makes me ROTFL
I'm a zero.... so I ate a carrot last week. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
carlin wanna be
Anyone else got reminded of George Carlin’s style?
I've learned a lot from this. More impressive than learning about a double zero size...women have moisturizer and a DEHYDRATOR! If it wasn't for Bill Burr's video on discovering lotion at 33 years of age I wouldn't know about it either.
They haven't been called pumps since the 80s
His flow is like George Carlin.
Lots of George Carlin in this guy. This was good to hear.
Hey there George Carlin
George Carlin much? Funny guy though
I see some Carlin in his delivery...love it
An espadrille is what she got so she do t have to worry about working late
The "pft! Black and Brown!" Had me dead 😂😂😂😂
I learned a lot by watching this 6 min. video.
Today on I leaned I'm a man. I have on pair of shoes. No make up and 4 shirts I wear with jeans.
Jeff Allen's long lost brother?
This man is hysterical.
He nailed me on the shoes and the make up. Lol
What's lip shadow? Seriously
😗💬 "I'd like to see something in a nothing." 😨💭⁉ 😗💬 "You know... 0 femimeters." 🗨😩 "Duh... you're a nun?" 😗🗯 "I'm a none, not a nun!" 😆💭 L.O.L.!!!
Obviously one part of the body is a desert, and the other must be a swamp😂😂😂😂
If you want to learn more about colours watch the first 10-15 minutes of Joseph and the amazing Technicolor dream coat xD that's where I learnt it from
Apparently I suck at being a woman. I don't know colors or makeup. I just know what is clean and how to put my hair into a ponytail. I am who I am. Love me or hate me, I don't care. At least my face isn't a lie.
Size... Double... Zero? Mother of God
George Carlin knockoff
He ripped off George Carlins delivery.
I love how comics try to get women to love them by saying what they want to hear. Telling a woman they are physically and mentally equal to men ? I ve dated women that cant open a pickle jar and don’t know how to change a tire.
He never said physically, just mentally.
Actually, men's shoes include Oxfods, Derbys, Brogues, Monk Straps, Loafers, Chukkas, Chelsea Boots, Slip-ons, Sneakers, Sandals...
I get some SERIOUS George Carlin vibes from him. Wow
Brilliantly funny. I have to admit that I have amused myself before by using periwinkle in a discussion about favorite colors just to befuddle my male friends. Also cerulean, aubergine, and carmine.
And double 00, xs, xxs, xsp hahaha
He's a quick learner!😃
But men have 3 hair styles....... Parted.... Unparted..... And Departed.....
this was spot on lmao
It makes as much sense as wire guage. But zero is the biggest. Unless you include, 00, 000, and 0000.
FeMeters needs to be a thing
Talent stacked up in a suit
This dude could be a rapper with how fast he can spit out verse.
You must follow the safe handling instructions when dealing with units of woman. It's the most powerful substance in the world ;)
If men really only knew black and brown and, “shoes”, then all the shoe companies, Nike, adidas, Reebok, sperry, all the fancier brands, would’ve gone out of business loooong ago.
This was unreal.
Rex: "What's smaller than zero?" Me: "Toddler." Rex: "Double zero." Me: "Oh, you mean newborn."
the amazing guy who says the colors crazy fast . how about an auction speaker guy . that'd be his calling or rapper. 😀
My crayon life theory is similar Men 8 to 11 crayons maybe 24. Women 64 to 128
He is George Carlin-esq?
Ripping of George Carlin a little, but Carlin was good. So works...
Is this me or this guy sounds (and acts) awfully like late George Carlin ?
Not all women’s lives are that complicated.
Anyone else thought he was going to say -1 instead of double 0?
Dude if I did this I'd have steam coming out of my ears and collapsing into the chair telling one of the guys in the front row to count to 30 for me so I get some freaking rest
No women have too many bad options! Lol
the one you missed was spike heels. almost every man know that one, lol!
I'm a 32-30 in pants. I carry tape measure with me for girl sizing.
I like him, he’s hilarious and did his research. I had no idea there was a double 0
This guy could nail Rap God
He’s right. Women’s sizes are ego trips. In the sixties, the pattern companies changed the numbers on sizes, trading down several numbers to pander to egos. Clothing manufacturers followed suit. Then ignorant people scoffed that Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14, and women felt better in their size 12s. Marilyn’s 14 would probably be today’s 6. I wore an 8, and the measurements on dress patterns now mean I’d have been in a size 2 in new sizing. Women are not skinnier now. The manufacturers just changed the numbers to appeal to ego, and women went for brands that made them appear thinner by using a smaller number. High school girls look fatter than my generation was, but the numbers make it appear otherwise. Smoke and mirrors.
I remember on Laverne and Shirley their dress sizes were I think 8 and 10, and they were scrawny.
I'm not sure the systematic torture and abuse of a gender is a laughing matter. Ladies, it's up to you whether you shave or wear makeup, but please stop putting things on your feet that destroy your body.
Laughing about it helps people remember and talk about it
Amazing performace jesus...
Men have workboots
Somewhere Carlin is smiling :) Love this guy!!
I love the audience engagement in this. It makes it all the more accurate when I can picture periwinkle in my mind and I knew he was going to mention size 00.
Ok I'm literally at 1:01 and you just went through your run of name sub category shoe titles. And man.... That was such an awesome piece, and the crowd butchered it. I'm sorry you had to go through that man
Something in a nothing... good stuff
10 femimeters! I'm dying here!!! Lol! :-D Thats my new standard for trying to find a wife, how many femimeters she is!!! Lol!
I know periwinkle and I'm a guy... and not married. Might just be cause I'm a graphics designer..
You have one of the best jobs ever! I love to draw and design things, but my heart lies with criminal justice.
Same I'm an artist and I know so many dang colors and my fashion is simple XD
Matthew Stinar yes. But hex is for womens' fashion choices. We men have fewer options, only octal.
Sometimes I wish we could all just refer to colors in hex rather than have such an absurd number of names for blue.
Thats so George Carlin-esque!
He did really good! 👏👏👏
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